how can weeing make you fart? surely they come out of different holes?
we have pretty outstanding biscuits here. but some selections are better than others, so i like swapping the trays around and stealing them after meetings. that is as naughty as i get these days.

as a trainee i liked doing all sorts of illicit things at work, but i am far too sensible these days. plus everyone at that firm was at it, whereas they are all v professional and good at their jobs here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:03, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Swipe-o
I need you to bring one of your Friends boxes with you on Saturday. I'll bring the g-clamp.

Edit: You're talking about the conference table, aren't you.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:06, Reply)

i am seriously confused by this
pls to explain

are you asking me to hook you up?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Read the sub thread above.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)

so you are asking me to bring my friends box set
as a birthday gift for monty, from you?

tighter than a nun's chuff
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)

It's alright, he'll choose the g-clamp.
He said he would and everything.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Typical oily Frenchie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)

I'd like to get into one of her friend's boxes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)

She won't introduce me to any of her friends after that last one.
I don't know why.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:09, Reply)

however much you stalk them on fb
at least you don't add them as friends, though. that would be seriously creepy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)

I'm fucking getting stalked myself at the moment.
Pretty creepy.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)

OK I'll stop.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)

No, I mean it.
For realz.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:13, Reply)

Soz - you know me, I'm just an 'FB' addict!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:14, Reply)

You wish. Homosexual.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:15, Reply)

are you going to keep your hands off my arse on sat?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:15, Reply)

It's extremely unlikely.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:16, Reply)

What about mine?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:18, Reply)

Totes

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:23, Reply)

That looked to me like an invitation, to be honest.
She's doing that "no means yes" thing these women do.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:18, Reply)

I'm not going because SOME people will just end up gibbering at me with powder still stuck to their nose and continully hoiking it up in that irritating manner and JUST TOTALLY RUINING MY NIGHT

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:20, Reply)

They'd better fucking not do that or I for one will STORM OFF.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:22, Reply)

IN A TAXI

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:22, Reply)

BECAUSE SPEAKING TO OTHER PEOPLE HAS BECOME AN IMPOSSIBLE OPTION

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:23, Reply)

That's the best bit :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:27, Reply)

After awkwardly waiting outside for ten minutes.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:23, Reply)

AGRESSIVELY!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:25, Reply)

i wish i'd been there




well no not really
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:25, Reply)

Warbling on about "cool" music and "decks"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:22, Reply)

IM POINTING AT YOU STUNNED YES YOU

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:25, Reply)

What a muppet!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:29, Reply)

where oh where have a put my risperidone, sevredol, methadone, codeine, tramadol, diazepam, temazepam, lorazepam etc etc etc etc

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:32, Reply)

+ carrier bag

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:34, Reply)

i think some people on here have been known to add other people's mates they have never met
it is a frankly bizarre thing to do.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:15, Reply)

it is, but I've done it at least once
not stalking, but we seemed to be sharing a sense of humour in comments and stuff. it was weird though and I stopped it.

I'm tempted to friend request Darth's mum though, just for lolz
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:27, Reply)

haha Darths mums a loser !!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:29, Reply)

She seems quite nice actually
but I get aggravated texts accusing me of flirting with her.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:32, Reply)

you do have previous as our resident lothario and gilf hunter

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:34, Reply)

He'll go chicken oriental when you are hanging out of the back of her.
Still, worth it for your ally wings.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:34, Reply)

is this a sex thing?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)

this is where my case rested too

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)

It's me we're talking about here.
Of course it's a sex thing. Idiots.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)

This is all getting a bit cryptic,
are you saying you used to have sex at work or not?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:16, Reply)

yes of course
i was shagging my boss when i was a trainee
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Did she like it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:37, Reply)

I'm not sure that is something you want to put in your CV.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:38, Reply)

What?
His penis?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)

so many strikethroughs, so little time

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:44, Reply)