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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I imagine you, hunched over a digeridoo in the high street of an English market town,
wearing an alpaca wool jerkin and Birkenstocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:33, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Vegetarian Birkenstocks, please
www.vegetarian-shoes.co.uk/sandals/birkenstock_arizona_brown_/12298_p.html
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:35, Reply)
FFS.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:36, Reply)
I fucking hate these people.
Oxygen thieves, the lot of them.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Listen mate we have to meet this cunt on Sat'dy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:38, Reply)
I actually own a pair of these.
I might wear them on Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)
I'll bring a blowtorch just in case.
Also, I am going to spike all your drinks with little slivers of Pepperami.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)
But... but... that could drive me barmy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:43, Reply)
Hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Scrag 'im and frow 'im in va rivva
It's the London way.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)
Who?
A fucking vegetarian?

You can fuck right off. I'll be having a dry meat at Needoos.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:41, Reply)
A new level of bentness

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:37, Reply)
Panteras less popular zzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:37, Reply)
I want some meat Birkenstocks.
Made out of meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:37, Reply)
I want some white rhino hide jackboots for Christmas.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:38, Reply)
I want a hollowed out elephant leg to keep my umbrellas in

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)
I want a cowering, weeping negro to stand in my hall holding my umbrellas.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:40, Reply)
You'd let a black in to your home?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)
If they're correctly manacled, there's little danger, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:43, Reply)
The ultimate irony being his net worth is higher than yours.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)
Yeah?
You want to know what I think? I think that the ultimate irony is FUCK OFF, YEAH?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)
I saw some coat hooks for sale the other day made out of deer hooves

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)
I want a bit of 'hunting lodge chic' at my gaff, as it goes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:44, Reply)
fuck that shit, I want some fucking panda skin shoes.
those stupid fat cunts can be useful for once.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)
The little known Elvis/Public Enemy crossover

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:44, Reply)
"take your coins back, I'm doing this to soothe mother earth"

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:36, Reply)

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