Well my dad married twice.
So if you look at all of his children, then I'm one of six. But if you look at his second marriage, the one I'm from, then I'm the oldest of two.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:38, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

You're from the family he wanted then.
Or did he get rid of your lot too?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Nope, he loves us all, it's just my mum hasn't died yet like his first wife did.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Oh right, you all live on a caravan park and your step-parents adopted loads of children?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Silly Tangled.
That's Home and Away. Poppet lives in Neighbours.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Silly beth.
I live in neither of those places.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:59, Reply)

You ran away to Yabbie Creek with Bobby and Carly.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Bloody snakes!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Nah, was the Big C.
A giant C from a Caltex servo fell on her head and squashed her.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:00, Reply)

I think we need the full story here.
This sounds like an amusing death.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:02, Reply)