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Tattoos are shit and it's only ever attention seeking wankers who get them.
If you want a disfiguring mark that makes people look at you, set fire to yourself.
What's better, toast or crumpets?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:09,
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This boy has his finger on the pulse
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:15,
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Some tattoos are fucking brilliant
Some not so good. That scarification is proper grim though
Crumpets
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:14,
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Weetabix is shit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:14,
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crumpet, buttered, plus marmite
Fried egg on top, cheesy beans on the side.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:16,
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Stop being so alternative with your waqqqi meals and your piercings.
I bet you have the Mo Wax logo tattooed on your penis.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:21,
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I have your dad's face tattooed on your cock.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:25,
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I have your dad's cock tattoed on my face.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:26,
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I have my cock tattooed on YOUR face.
No returns.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:28,
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That's...unfortunate.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:30,
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what a dick
I mean you Monts, not the stylish tattoo guy.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:33,
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The Brittas Empire is a British sitcom created and originally written by Andrew Norriss and Richard Fegen.
Chris Barrie plays Gordon Brittas, the well-meaning but incompetent manager of Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:37,
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I was in Asda a couple of years back
and this bald fella was walking around with a vest on, sporting an extremely tasteful, large tattoo of a skeleton on horseback, with the ever popular phrase 'WHITE POWER' emblazoned across the top. I ended up going down the cheese aisle to avoid him. I didn't need any cheese.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:32,
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Oh my dad's alright really.
As long as you're not, you know, 'dusky'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:35,
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The artwork was very impressive, I'll give him that
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:44,
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I saw a guy with his top off in Waitrose of all places, witha Swastika over his heart
American History X style
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:55,
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That's really not very Waitrose.
I hope they overcharged him at the deli counter.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:02,
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I bet they charged him for Pimento stuffed olives when ACTUALY he ordered the cheaper garlic stuffed olives
IN YOUR FACE FASCISM!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:03,
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taking down facism
one piece of tofu at a time.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:03,
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Oh man Hitler is going to be so mad!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:07,
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I used to know a chap who got his mate to tattoo him with the Motorhead logo.
The bloke spelled it wrong so they gave up - for the past 20 odd years he's walked around with 'Mota' on his forearm.
Toast is more versatile so if it's one or the other forever I'd go toast please.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:18,
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shit like that
Is why I think Chinese tattoos on non-chinese-reading people are hilarious.
I can't read it either but I like to imagine what it REALLY says
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highlandcoo, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:49,
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I couldn't give the tiniest fuck what people do with their own bodies
I prefer crumpets to toast. Jesus.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:22,
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You wouldn't say that if a vagrant sat next to you on a train and started wanking.
Thought for the day.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:23,
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As long as he's paid his ticket like me, he can do as he pleases
I'll have my headphones on and be lost in the greatest hits of Glenn Medeiros
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:27,
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He's so dreamy!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:33,
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When he sings 'Nothing's gonna save my love for you'
I pretend he's singing it at me!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:34,
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What a controversial post, this is sure to get some people argueing!!!
both toast and crumpets have their place, i do not se one as a day to day alternative for the other.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:31,
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Crumpet wins
as toast is not a seventies sitcom euphemism for sex.
Tattoos aren't my thing, but the really well done ones can be excellent. The bad ones however......
Tramp stamps and/or neck tattoos = chav
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:50,
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I balance my attention seeking tats
by having a cockload of disfiguring scars as well.
There is no "better" ... they are different comestibles, AB. That's like asking what is better, steak or bacon? There can be no answer.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:58,
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STEAKON!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:09,
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I'm now thinking of a big juicy steak with a line of fat down one side
sliced "horizontally" into pseudo bacon. I think that would be quite nice.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:17,
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I don't have any tattoos
and I make negative assumptions about people I see with them.
It seems pointless to argue the relative merits of two different foods.
They both have their place and can be enjoyed in their own way.
Personally I find toast to be an acceptable breakfast food, whereas crumpets I think are better suited to an afternoon tea or perhaps late at night toasted on an open fire.
I don't think these views are particularly controversial or ground-breaking.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:58,
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but they are endorsed by Two Hats
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:58,
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They are indeed.
It adds a certain gravitas to my words.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 8:59,
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Crumpets. Official Two Hats official buttered material of choice.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:00,
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crumpets bumholes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:00,
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that too.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:01,
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t p
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:01,
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Crumpets, like bumholes have the potential to be great
but it's all in the preperation
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:14,
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And there is nothing quite like a well prepared bumhole
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:16,
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I'm so alternative
I have piercings but no tattoos.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:09,
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Crumpets obv
Don't have a tattoo, don't really care about them. I think some look nice but once you've got more than 3 or 4 you've crossed the line into freak territory. It's like once you've had a few drinks a few more sound like a good idea but they're usually not.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:13,
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toast and marmite
Also, I think some tattoos can be really nice but I don't like the whole sleeve thing or tattoos that cover a large area of the body.
Tattoos that reference popular culture are beyond the pale.in a few years
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highlandcoo, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:46,
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