hahahaha! oh fuck, where to begin?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:27, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

First left, second right, up JIMMY HILL and you're there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:29, Reply)

srsly

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:30, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:32, Reply)

Heh heh

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:33, Reply)

Would.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:33, Reply)

Let me break down the TRU SCIENCE for you.
She's thinking 'that ageing Metal Mickey emospazz in the turquoise guyliner seems really unthreatening. I've never had a gay BFF before, I bet it's loads of fun swapping nail varnish tips and stuff. I wonder if he wants to go to a sadcore gig with me? I bet he writes poetry'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:33, Reply)

first time a woman hasn't literally vomited in his face and he thinks it's flirting.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Or she's a lizard and thinks he's David Icke

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:36, Reply)

The way she sighed with boredom and said 'that'll be £3.99 please' TOTES means he's WELL IN.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:44, Reply)

that lip curl and slight shake of the head.
fuck, she's probably ruined her pants.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:45, Reply)

It'd be like opening a can of shook up Coke in there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:46, Reply)

I mean, a waitress smiling and being polite? at work?
nah, she must be a total slut who wants it.
dozer: prick, lolcool, deejay, rapist.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:48, Reply)

She wants a tip

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Perhaps she just wants a tip.
Perhaps she fancies him.

More importantly, who the fuck cares?
( Kroney, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:51, Reply)

The metalwork is out.
Suited and booted.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:36, Reply)

braces?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:50, Reply)

do braces do it for you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:04, Reply)

I'm not sure where to go here.
he's a gay?
more internet lies?
it's probably a sheep?
fuck off to QOTW?
honda accord justice?
you beakering shitcunt fail?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:32, Reply)