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Hey Q, now she's not going to lose a tit, are you going to stay with her.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:31,
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Alright Winders come to the bash you massive queer(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:32,
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Can't.Soz.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:33,
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I did want to come, I'll be down in London sometime in the next couple of weeks with work anyway, we'll have our own one-on-one bash.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:35,
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My father's lecturing* in Oxford next summer so I'll be up then if not before for a gig*and lechering if I know my father - WHICH I DO!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:42,
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is this your way of trying to set me up on a date with your dad?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:44,
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He'd have you for fuckin' breakfast, Tudor boy.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:47,
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don't you have any parents that aren't ravenous homosexuals, mont?(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:51, Reply)
The whole lot of them are rampant queers, Quizzo.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:53,
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that explains a lotthey've encouraged you to have wrists too floppy to hold onto money
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That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:57,
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I heard he can take or leave it only please believe it.That's just what I heard.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:35,
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Wouldn't it be funny if a lady had a wooden tit?(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:03,
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So I watched that National Treasure 2 the other nightand I've got a mate coming round tonight that believes in all the LOLumminati guff. I think it's going to be a right laugh.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:07,
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My mate Dave gets very angry if you laugh at him for believing that shit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:09,
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He's always there when I need him.Which is all the time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:17,
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my mrs watched it too, even she said it was naffand she's a right IDIOT
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nic cage has lost it, i don't know if he ever had it, but he lost it(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:11, Reply)
FACT OF THE DAY:Brian Wilson of The Beach Boys had a massive fetish about ladies with mahogany breasts. But when he really started to go mad he thought his girlfriend's balsa bra-busters were telling him off, and he'd beg them to leave him alone.
'Wooden tit, be nice' he'd say.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:12,
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Awww come on, it's Friday and it's my birthday on Sunday!Can't I have some fun?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:16,
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Thirty nine years young!!!! You know what they say!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:18,
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Stunned poster and I are both 39 on Sun.KERRAZZY!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:22,
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Is it Kev's birthday too?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:25,
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God I hate Kev. He's such a dick.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:26,
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He's no Joe, though, is he?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:27,
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you know whati really used to like joe, but the people he's inflicted on us let us down, so kev's better than him now
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No room for sentimentality in this game.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:29,
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Happy Birthday Montz!www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWVhcVzti7A
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:18,
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Yazz always did my lid in.,Face of a wog - yet with blonde hair????? I MEAN EH????????
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:20,
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Seems silly now I think about it - I mean, she must have just been bleaching her hair! Simple as that!
Betty Boo is fucking lucky I didn't live near her back in the diggedy or so help me God I'd have done something she would have regretted for the rest of her short, terrified life.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:25,
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Each night I would dream of 'doing' her 'do'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:28,
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I'd have done her do, or something.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:28,
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Baron Samedi from Live and Let Die?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:35,
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She was alright.Rockabilly types are obsessed with her.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:40,
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The chick that played her in the movie was better looking(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:57,
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Errr, not the Wee Papa Girl Rappers I hope. They were fucking GRIMSBY.Monie Luv was a fuckin HOG and all.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:34,
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i googled them, agree with girl rappers but monie love brings up mixed results and i don't know which one it is
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God she's really improved herself.When she had short hair she looked like a fucking hound.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:42,
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I'll let her know it's back on.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 16:47,
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