They should tax computer games
which would make money and stop so many people sitting on their fat arses for hours and hours. Thus saving teh NHS money by fighting obesity
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:21, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

They are taxed you fool

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:22, Reply)

I realise they attract VAT etc, but make a specific Gaming/Obesity tax
the more you weigh, the more you pay
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:23, Reply)

What about fatties that don't have a computer?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Most the gamers I know are the pale skinny types.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:25, Reply)

he clearly means HIGHER tax, you dolt

(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:23, Reply)

I play computer games while runnin on a treadmill

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:22, Reply)

YES!
naked ape for prime minister!
(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:23, Reply)

yeah but think about it, apey
it would mean them all scratching their hairy arses and coming out into the daylight, yawning and blinking, to infest the rest of us with their retarded personalities.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:25, Reply)

might be best to keep them in the dark, the skin cancer rates might rocket otherwise
How's tricks Swipey? Did you enjoy the lolbash II?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:33, Reply)

i had a lovely night, everyone was on great form

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)

this post is suspiciously bland...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Was Swipey the one that was involved in sexual shenanigans?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:44, Reply)

I have no idea, I'm not party to any gossip at all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:45, Reply)

actually, now i come to think of it
there was a moment when i had lampito, stunned, charmander, lusty and himjim all groping my arse at the same time. does that count?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:55, Reply)

for the love of god, people

(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:58, Reply)

i know
and i only had to pay them £50 each, bargain
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:01, Reply)

yeah but when they start claiming compensation for trauma in a few years you'll be fucked
unless you know of any good lawyers?

no? thought not
(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:05, Reply)

i know some brilliant lawyers
"good" indeed. you insulting little man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Himjim bought me a pint.
Which was nice of him, considering he'd never met me before or even spoken to me on here.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:59, Reply)

i love himjim
he's a really nice guy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:01, Reply)

He was certainly tolerant of me being a prick.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:18, Reply)