I don't know about when I was a baby
But I was a seriously good-looking kid. I don't what went wrong, really. I hit puberty, got all long and gangly and never quite recovered.

My FB is full of new mothers at the moment. It's really fucking tedious.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:16, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Stop stalking them then.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:18, Reply)

i was talking to berk last night about having b3tans and pizzas at mine
given that monty always hosts it. we should all do that.

well, not all of us. the flat would burst.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:20, Reply)

I'm totally up for that.
Let me know when and where.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:21, Reply)

at my flat
date tbc. you would be welcome to come. if you turn out to be a cunt, you can stay on the balcony.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:01, Reply)

A bash in the west?
Novel.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:23, Reply)

Novel Clean
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:30, Reply)

exactly

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:01, Reply)

+ and many people are massive cunts anyway

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:26, Reply)

You should stop putting yourself down

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:30, Reply)

I can't help it, i'm so fat and unattractive I'll never get a botfriend :'@(((((

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:31, Reply)

I'll leave that typo in i think

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:31, Reply)

best typo since Scarpe
Accidentally typed 'kike' in a post which mentioned Jews.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:33, Reply)

Crazy drunken fool!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:34, Reply)

it was lol, totes lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:38, Reply)