I was a fucking georgous baby, dead cute, not just saying that, I could have been a model or something.
I'm feeling very much Oh Woe Is Me about my Oh Woe Is Meisims, I only woke up 30 minutes ago, I want to go back to being a normal human being, its not fun anymore.

I think I need to watch the muppet's christmas carrol today to snap out of it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:49, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Dude.
Normal human beings older than about 5 wouldn't watch The Muppets to cheer themselves up.

Just saying, like. No offence and all that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:50, Reply)

what you should definitely do is mock someone with a serious medical condition based on the kinds of films he likes
definitely
(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:52, Reply)

That's what I thought.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:54, Reply)

What do they do? Hotel for Dogs?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:52, Reply)

that film is TOP CLASS

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:53, Reply)

How would I know?
I'm not a normal human being either :o(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:54, Reply)

You should watch Time Bandits.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:57, Reply)

I donno that one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Well it's excellent and a lot of fun AND there are dwarves in it AND Sean Connery
as well as loads of other people. Proper Sunday tea time type film.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:00, Reply)

It's the best film with small people in it after Willow.

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:02, Reply)

and willy wonka's chocolate factory

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Not bad....
I see your line of thinking...
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:04, Reply)

It's tuesday dill-hole.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Yeah?
Are you sure it's not FUCKOFFday?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Every day is FUCKOFFday

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:09, Reply)

So did you guys have a good bash?

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:10, Reply)

It was fucking great, thank you Double J.
I really did good booking yesterday off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Nice!
I'm jealous. My excitement was a typhoon over the weekend.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:16, Reply)

I read that as 'my excrement was a typhoon'
and though, 'I hear ya, brah'.

Do you like whisky? I'm really keen to try some more Japanese ones, as they've been winning awards for them for a while now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Actually, that's quite a good Photoshop idea...
...using the footage of the typhoon blowing the car over on Okinawa.

check it out

But anyway, you're recovering now?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:24, Reply)

'Initial reports suggest Daniel-San unharmed'
I'm fine now. This is a minor miracle as I had four pints and half a bottle of cognac last night, I should feel dreadful.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Cognac is medicinal.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I knew it!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I should know
I offer quack nutritional advice as part of my job.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Top stuff!
It passed us with a few damaged trees left in it's wake. I was on Skype to my daughter and she thought it was great!

Cognac eh? I've kept off the spirits for a while - they make me feel funny (falling over and puking 'funny').
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)

I'm so-so on whisky,
my dad's a bit of an expert, but it's a BIG THING over here - the sort of thing you give as a nice present to someone. My boss here used to hate whisky and didn't like the nice bottle I brought over the first time I visited, but he met a Scottish guy and is into it all now.

For Japanese stuff, the trick is to go into a small sake place that also sells whisky and pick up a bottle there.

Without meaning this to sound as creepy as it sounds, if you have a favourite, let me know and I'll look out for it.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Wow, nice one.
I've only tried a couple and they were lovely. My field of knowledge is cognacs, if I'm honest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Alright,
I'll have a rummage around - get the locals' opinions - and bring you back something.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)

BUDDHA'S NAME BE PRAISED.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Stick it up your pooper, dweeb.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:10, Reply)

YEAH?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Alright, Gonzy

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Alright Windy?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:10, Reply)

I'm not great Gonz,
but in the scheme of things, probably better than you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:11, Reply)

What's up Windy?

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:13, Reply)

He's ginger.
They can treat it, sure - but there's no known cure.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Gingers are great,
Exhibit A: Berlinda Carlisle
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Explain Hucknall then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:26, Reply)

A very beautiful woman.

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Whats up mate?
The good thing about feeling bad is that it doens't last forever, so when you do get fixed, you're like "OH MAN, IM BETTER NOW !"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Hey and if you don't mind me asking,
what's up with you too?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:41, Reply)