Fuck me there's a new Mad Max being filmed at the moment.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:57, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i for one,
think this is probably a bad idea.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Mel Gibson isn't in it.
If that helps.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:59, Reply)

not really.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Charlize Theron is in it if that helps.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:00, Reply)

and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
this has hit written all over it
(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:02, Reply)

And the kid from About a Boy and Skins.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:04, Reply)

and the wives are called fragile, capable and DAG?
doesn't dag mean sheep poo?
(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)

Dunno, where's Poppet when you need her.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:06, Reply)

from wikipedia
"Originally a word meaning the dried faeces left dangling from the wool on a sheep's rear end"
(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:07, Reply)

Same as 'daglock'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:13, Reply)

you seem to know an awful lot about this film,
are you involved in some way?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:04, Reply)

I may or may not be Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's stalker.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)

Is she the vapid piece of furniture from Transformers 3?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:12, Reply)

Nah it's that 'River Cottage' prick.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:13, Reply)

Oh man, what's he gonna do, raise a tin of dog food in a free range manner and then get upset when a biker eats it?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)

Prolly. The cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Yep,
Look at her "awards"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosie_Huntington-Whiteley#Awards
they didn't even name her, just called her, "the underwear model"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:15, Reply)

She's not even that attractive.
Only in the conventional stunning figure, incredible cheekbones and sexy pout sense.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:18, Reply)

I would like to take her to the cinema.
And repeatedly point out how much better the other actresses are than her.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Even the shit actresses.
In fact, especially the shit actresses.

I'd be all "Hey, you see that Jennifer Lawrence in The Hunger Games, you see the way she gives a fairly one dimensional portrayal of a resident of a dystopian future forced to fight for her life? Yeah, well, that's a whole dimension more than you managed to achieve in Transformers 3."

And then I'd finger her.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:24, Reply)

"Hey you see that extra there? The one with her back to the camera?
The one who's pretending to eat at the restaurant?
I'd hire her over you for every film I would ever make, I don't even know if she's got any teeth"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:26, Reply)

would you finger her though?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:30, Reply)

I could probably get a blowie after that sort of character assasination.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:35, Reply)

'Nic' Cage is, no doubt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Nah, Tom Hardy who's like the new Nic Cage

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:01, Reply)

Was he the one in 'Bronson'?
I thought that was a great film.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)

that was eric bana
who i didn't even think was that bad in Hulk
(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:07, Reply)

You're wrong online.
I bet you're gutted, you like totally thought "Chopper" was "Bronson"

failwhale
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:07, Reply)

same diff

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:08, Reply)

He was in 'Chopper' which is simply genius.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:07, Reply)

Unlike quinFAILtin

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:10, Reply)

He's a right 'Chopper' WHICH IS SLANG FOR PENIS!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:11, Reply)

they look like very similar films/characters

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:13, Reply)

i agree.
but i disagree with you about madmax.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:11, Reply)

Well then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:11, Reply)

*goes in for the kiss*

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Yeah, that's the guy.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:07, Reply)

Is that the film which gets to the bottom of exactly how Danny Kendall ended up dead in that car?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)

*chases dragon*


*gets smack on the nose*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:18, Reply)

I'm just saying 'No' to this.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Mad Max 4: Beyond ThunderJew Sugartits Jesuskillers

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:01, Reply)

Mad Max: Fury Road
which is just begging for a furry porn parody.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:02, Reply)

Certainly porn:
Mad Max's Furry Choad.

Or simply Mad Max: Fury Choad
( Kroney, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:06, Reply)

haha I get it, mad max: fury roadeer!

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:11, Reply)

That's good, but I was thinking.
Mad Monkey: Fury Road
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:13, Reply)

The first and second movies were fucking excellent.
The third was a bit crappy.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:02, Reply)

I may be alone in thinking that the originals weren't all that
Too... Australian.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:03, Reply)

They were utter shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:06, Reply)

so's your mum

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:07, Reply)

I'll be honest, I've had a couple

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:07, Reply)

SEMEN PATEL

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:07, Reply)

*Patels*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:08, Reply)

If I was in the right country I would SO be semen patel'ing right now

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:09, Reply)

also: my phone just made a noise
if it was anyone here, I aint gonna answer
( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:10, Reply)

Weren't me, boss, honest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:12, Reply)

you fucking should be
but it seems Boyce never tires of being wrong.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:07, Reply)