Must quibble here old boy
Modern R'n'B has to be the worst for its preposterous endurance, despite every song being almost entirely identical. At least with Britpop everyone moved on and can now look back and laugh at those who thought it was anything other than fucking terrible.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:21, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Have to agree with you here DF,
please get rid of that sampled 'clap' that's used as part of the rhythm section in almost every song.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:24, Reply)

And that terrifyingly predictable "OoooooOOOOOOooooohhhhhh"
at the start of every track. Like the singer's going on a ghost train as they begin recording.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Bah!
*goes to chew a plank of wood*
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:32, Reply)

Just because you're embaressed at wearing a hand sprayed T-shirt and a black netting vest like the manics
doesn't mean the rest of us think all the music produced in the mid 90s was terrible.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:27, Reply)

Incidentally, would anyone like to see this picture of Darth?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:28, Reply)

'Fuck that Shit'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:29, Reply)

I read this as "MMPS isn't around so I'm going to get my attention fix from someone else"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:30, Reply)

I read this as "I'm terrified he might post this picture because even though I don't think he actually would because everyone says he's not a cunt in real life, a small part of me fears that he might actually be."

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:33, Reply)

It's a mexican standoff!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:34, Reply)

I think terrified might be an exaggeration
although given how utterly mortifying said photo is, brown trouser time is probably appropriate.

I don't think you'll post it because I'm a little crybaby who'll mod you to fuck in less time than it takes for that photo to kill the average erection.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Ok now I want to see it!
How has Al got such an incriminating photo of you?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:37, Reply)

He's pretty easy to find on facebook.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)

One of his friends posted it and I managed to save it before he took it down.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)

That's a bit creepy tbh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)

i've got LOADS of photos of darth

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)

It's not as creepy as the photos he has taken of the front windows of your flat.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Yeah I know, but seriously, this photo is fucking hilarious and I couldn't miss the opportunity to torture Darth for the rest of time knowing that at any minute I might just post it
not even in response to anything related, just, you know, one day I simply think "the world should see this picture" and then do it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:43, Reply)

It is a bit creepy
but I choose to take it as a compliment. A sexy, stalkery compliment
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:45, Reply)

why not gaz it to a few select board members

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Okay, who do you suggest?
I think anotherwanker and Quint would be my first choices.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Problem is they would definately post it on the board, thus undermining your power

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Hmmmmm, you're right
who should I send it too then?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Send it to me, I won't board post it
I'm not that much of cunt, but i will have a giggle at it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:53, Reply)

I'm not that much of cunt, but i will have a giggle at it I can only just about manage typing words into here - posting a picture would make my brain melt.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Funnily enough i am actually unable to post pictures due to our firewall so DF would be 100% safe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:56, Reply)

me, i'm trustworthy

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:53, Reply)

that would entail knowing people's names
and i can only remember his first name, age, and place of residence
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)

I know your first name too
*grins*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:41, Reply)

If you want a picture just ask and I'll cock gaz you right away

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)

OK
I'm asking
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:43, Reply)

Just google "Norwiches biggest bender"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Nonsense
I know Norwich's biggest bender. Biblically.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:44, Reply)

You mean this?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Best FB reply EVAR

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:43, Reply)

It really was

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:44, Reply)

A while ago an old friend of mine was good enough to scan a load of very old photos and upload them to FB
Much nostalgia was had by all, but one of these pics is just horrible. Al will tell you he can get it off my FB because my security is rubbish, whereas in fact he must have saved it as I banned him from accessing my FB due to his previous form in this respect.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)

if you gaz me photos of your anus i promise i won't post them here

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)

will you pay his mortgage?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:43, Reply)

Damn you!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:44, Reply)

MWAHAHAHAHAHA

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:46, Reply)

You need to pay off some of his mortgage first.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:44, Reply)

worse than nakers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:46, Reply)

I thought you didn't like this meme?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:46, Reply)

oh yeah :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:52, Reply)

#wtn

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:56, Reply)

DF, don't worry about it.
I just had a quick look at your profile and fair play to being able to dance properly! A good mate of mine runs a dance school and has a great time. After that, the odd 'embarrassing' photo shouldn't hurt too much, should it?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:49, Reply)

That's very kind of you sir
but you're assuming I'm any good at it. Where is your mate's school? If he does competitive Ballroom it's not unreasonable to assume that I know him by name.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Text message to b3th already written, finger hovering over the 'send' button.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Yeah, but i love that autotune shiznit, it's the bomb

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:34, Reply)