Goanie no dae that

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:09, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Is he offering to send you a cockgaz?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:12, Reply)

OK, but black pudding is sold in slices here. Cock can be too but you need to order it. But you don't want that so I'll nae bother.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:13, Reply)

TATTIE SCONE!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Fucks sake.
Am I the only English one left in here?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:16, Reply)

nope

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:16, Reply)

Yeah, you're Welsh now though.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:18, Reply)

Doesn't work that way
otherwise I'd be a sassenach.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:19, Reply)

You pretty much are, you're only putting it on tonight for the other Scotchers.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:22, Reply)

Sssssh.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Yep.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:17, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mANx3L-N0yU
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:18, Reply)

I met Ed Tudor Pole once.
He was crackers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Were you on crystal Maze?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:21, Reply)

No, I was playing in a band that supported him at a gig.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Were you on crystal Meth?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:25, Reply)

I wasn't not on Crystal meth.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:27, Reply)

Liar.
It was Billy Crystal you were on.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:33, Reply)

Actually Billy Ocean

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:45, Reply)

*Get outta my car*
And my dreams as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:50, Reply)

Oddly, in that video he looks remarkably like David Tennant.
Glad to hear he was more crackers than 'cock'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:22, Reply)

Oh he was a cock too
"Look. I've been in this business since the fucking 70s, now take the top end off my fucking voice!"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:24, Reply)

So over 40 years he managed one hit.
And was a Pistol by association.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:27, Reply)

I once read a furious letter from him to a music magazine who had described him as "Crystal Maze presenter Ed Tudor Pole"
Something along the lines of he'd spent more of his life doing his garden that he had presenting that, but they don't call him a gardener, so why not focus on his music?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:31, Reply)

I hope they replied with...
'We would have done Ed, but your garden is just as shit as your music, and we quite liked the Aztec zone.'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:34, Reply)

What a colossal twat.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:40, Reply)

Rowies rule ya bass.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:16, Reply)

Butteries are ace

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:18, Reply)

butterflies are ace

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Agreed. But they don't taste nice with butter and jam on them.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:24, Reply)