Chuck Berry on Sky Arts!
I really regret passing up teh chance to see him live when he played Glasgow.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:46, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I loved Chuck Berry when I was growing up.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:48, Reply)

He's a bit 'saville' apparently
but I love his music.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:51, Reply)

Some of his lyrics suggest so.
"She's too cute to be a minute over 17"
But it was more acceptable then
I'm not so sure about Battered's claim, but I think he was done for setting up cameras in the Ladies in a bar he owned.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:55, Reply)

One rule for Beadle, one for Berry.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:56, Reply)

I think atthe time
he was in his early twenties, and what he sang was considered teen rock.
Not quite so noncey as when a 70 year old sings it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:58, Reply)

Apparently he had a fetish for shitting in girls mouths.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:51, Reply)

Well, we all have to unwind somehow.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:52, Reply)

And what better way than oral skat?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 22:54, Reply)

Rectal blow job?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:06, Reply)

That's a lovely offer thanks. However I'm a bit tired at the moment.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:07, Reply)

TEASE!
WHERE'S DADDY'S SCRATCH?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:09, Reply)

COO EE!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:07, Reply)

Hello, sweetie.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:09, Reply)

Started your book yet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:11, Reply)

"Once upon a time......""
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:15, Reply)

when are you in York?
You realise that I've only met about 4 people off B3ta ever, and everyone wants to know exactly how good looking I am.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:13, Reply)

TD said you were socially inept.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Coming from him that's REALLY bad.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:17, Reply)

TD said that?
oh man
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:17, Reply)

Stunned is a hottie, you won't stand out next to him.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:16, Reply)

Apart from the 2 foot height difference.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:17, Reply)

He's 8 foot four?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:18, Reply)

Halve it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:19, Reply)

Yes. If you transpose the numbers.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:19, Reply)

That is a whole 3 feet longer than the cock of a bloke called Billy.
Apparently, his cock was even longer than that, but a gardening accident meant he sliced some of it off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:20, Reply)

I don't like talking about that incident. I had to change my name afterwards and everything.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:21, Reply)

Was it hoe related?
How's ur frdg mgnt?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:22, Reply)

The fridge magnet is tops!
YOU WANKER!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:24, Reply)

Stunned suggested I should have got Fem Fresh rather than lube for Rakky.
Care to comment?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:26, Reply)

You'd need to ask her.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:28, Reply)

Was it flavoured?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:39, Reply)

Fish flavored

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:39, Reply)

Just for the halibut.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:40, Reply)

Halibut o' that, probably.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:43, Reply)

19th blud
Fackin iPad.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:17, Reply)

aight bbz
Still booked in at the Swine?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:18, Reply)

Totes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:18, Reply)

I've been a few times
It's a bit hipster. Monty would lol at it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Right up their faggot alleys

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 23:23, Reply)