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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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well maybe she wouldn't have done it if you'd respected her enough to call her anything other than 'the potato peeler'

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:09, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I've told her once

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:10, Reply)
Northerners, Q - they're stuck in the dark ages.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:11, Reply)
It was a Jamie Oliver one too
:o(
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:12, Reply)
you middle class yuppie potato peeling prick

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:16, Reply)
Carrot actually
It was sharper than the cheapy ones

The peeler that is, not the carrot
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:17, Reply)
yeah and i bet you inserted that carrot into your anus while listening to 'Toploader'
and singing about everybody dancin' in the moonlight
(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:18, Reply)
Everybody's feeling warm and tight

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:19, Reply)
It's a fine and natural site
for a carrot
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:20, Reply)
*sight
you stupid cunt
(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:25, Reply)
I'm altering the lyrics for comic effect
you scrofulous cocktrough.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)
yeah but even editing the lyrics it would still be sight

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:48, Reply)
I'm suggesting that his anus is a natural "site" or "place" to put a carrot
I don't want to watch him do it, unlike you it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)
no, you shut up

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:00, Reply)
Now that is bang out of order. Really offensive stuff there, Q
Toploader?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:20, Reply)
they're a step above folksy US poet with a geetar, bob dylan
at any rate
(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:31, Reply)
True.
He never managed to pull Gail Porter.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:38, Reply)
the guy from top loader must have been radioactive
cos that bitch lost her hair after she started seeing him
(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:40, Reply)
Well, he's NOT VERY ACTIVE ON THE RADIO THESE DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)
ahahaha

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:44, Reply)
The Duncan Goodhew of hearts.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:40, Reply)
i bet you buy roosters potatoes and pull yourself off over the picture of the cock on the packaging

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:17, Reply)
I have not
but this may change tonight. Sexy potato
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:17, Reply)
wanna come round mine and make potato print paintings?

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:18, Reply)
DO I?!!!
Do I?

no
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:19, Reply)
i'm gonna come round yours and stab your 'waste disposal unit'

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:20, Reply)
It is fucking dead already

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:20, Reply)
OMG quintsy is Jimmy Saville

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:21, Reply)
sportscow is not an underage girl, TLiC
i wish
(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:24, Reply)
More the fucking dead things there Q

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)
i only wanted to have sex with his bottom
:(
(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 9:48, Reply)

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