Asda do a Jimmy Savile outfit.
I'm wearing that for my hallowe'en gig. Zombie nonce.

And speaking of Asda, I'm boycotting them. They were flying a rainbow flag from their head office yesterday.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:16, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

that's not why you should boycott them
you should shop at harrods, harvey nicks or waitrose at a push, like the rest of us normals
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:18, Reply)

but harrods is shit

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:18, Reply)

it's not as shit as asda, love

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:18, Reply)

pretty much
harrods is an overpriced flea market
(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)

the food hall is ok
i was not being serious though. waitrose or whole foods get my food-related needs.

although not for the next month as i am back on the waaaaaaaaaah-ter diet today :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:20, Reply)

i hope eventually you die of some form of toxosis from living on nothing but water
you pleb
(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)

:(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Can you buy a tin of beans or some dishwasher tablets in Harrods?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)

if you think i would have anything as revolting as a "tin of beans" in my house, you need to get new glasses
and my cleaner does my washing up with her first-born's hair, so no need for a dishwasher
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)

It really is.
it's a pretentious Debenhams.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)

no-one asked you, ugly

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)

Why all the hate, Quints? Can't we work it out?
I still love you, man.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:22, Reply)

i love you too, i just sometimes like to be that way

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)

this doesn't sound at all bent, oh no

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:25, Reply)

(flies his rainbow flag)

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:26, Reply)

but Swipeypoos
A rainbow flag attracts gays.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)

that should be your new sig
"NOT AS SHIT AS ASDA"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Yours should be
attracts the gays.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)

isn't that the (w)hole problem... that i DON'T?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:22, Reply)

You do though.
Silly gregg hat lad is as bent as a three bob note.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:25, Reply)

you should be a therapist

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:26, Reply)

Putting the rapist back in to therapist.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:29, Reply)

What's with the sig?
Monty and Stunned hate me because I didn't go to their birthday party or whatever and you and Quint are calling me names.

I won't lie, I think I might cry.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:25, Reply)

it just felt right

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:26, Reply)

Listen to your heart.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:29, Reply)

you will find... there's nothin' there to hide....

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:33, Reply)

I like it better when we're all being mean to Nakers.

( Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:33, Reply)

YOU I'm ignoring.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:35, Reply)

before she tells you good bye

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:34, Reply)