I am not a cabbage.

( Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:51, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Ferme la, chou.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:54, Reply)

^ LIES ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:58, Reply)

YOU SURE SMELL LIKE ONE

(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:58, Reply)

You're using your medical training to be mean on the internet.
For shame.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:59, Reply)

youtu.be/8zkz4sz-cfk
(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:03, Reply)

there is a dish on the wagamamas menu
i have no idea what it is. but omg you know when some cunt has ordered it. it's like one of the egyptian mummies farted and the gas only got released thousands of years later when the pyramids were opened.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Swipesflange Yukki Soba

( Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:01, Reply)

don't be silly
that would smell like parma violets and sunshine
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:02, Reply)

It smells like a two week old
cheese and tuna toastie.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:02, Reply)

You are not a nice man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:03, Reply)

I have never pretended to be otherwise.

( Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:04, Reply)

er
how the blue fuck would you know? you've never been anywhere near it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:03, Reply)

I only live twenty miles away.
Most summer days I have to keep my windows closed.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:04, Reply)

that is because you don't want any ray of sunshine to hit your computer screen
i LOL every time fb tells me you are playing some nerdy game!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:07, Reply)

I don't play any FB games, though :(

( Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:09, Reply)

this is why it's so funny
fb is telling all your friends that you are some kind of nerdy gaming cunt
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:09, Reply)

fuck waffle
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:05, Reply)

blue waffle?
what the blue fuck is a blue waffle?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Can you not look these things up for yourself?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:07, Reply)

and get myself sacked for looking up greasy kitchen porn or something?
i don't trust you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Very wise.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:09, Reply)

not

hahahahahahaha
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Ooh fuck it's pub o clock

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:00, Reply)

HAHAHA YOU SHOWED HIM!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:03, Reply)

i have got a real craving for a feta, houmous and radish wrap today
instead i have water. fml.

thought i'd park this here, as you like a bit of houmous.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:04, Reply)

you're such a dick, swipe

(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:04, Reply)

what's wrong with feta, radish and houmous??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:04, Reply)

that's proper girl food you're complaining about not having
and then having 'water instead' what a nob
(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Well she's hardly going to to Gregg's is she?
Not with her ex working in there and all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:06, Reply)

he's still not speaking to me :((((((

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:06, Reply)

YOU MEAN :)))))))))))))

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:08, Reply)

no, it makes me want to say pathetic things like "I MISS YOU"
but i don't and i won't, so don't worry.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:09, Reply)

Don't you fucking dare.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:10, Reply)

She already has done.

( Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:10, Reply)

I bet you're right.
What a dick.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:12, Reply)

no, i am resisting the urge

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:19, Reply)

You'd fucking better.
I'm warning you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:21, Reply)

i will
he has behaved very badly this time. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:26, Reply)

Fucking "this time"?
As opposed to every other time?
( Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:29, Reply)

but i am a girl!
you're just a rancid-arsed meanie
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Nothing, that's the point.
It's the 'Auschwitz lunch' you'll be having that is the issue here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:05, Reply)

I do indeed.
I will be having fucken SOUP so don't feel too bad.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:04, Reply)

there is a new lunch place near me
does a lovely spicy dhal type soup thing. what soup have you got?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:08, Reply)

None yet. About to go to Sainer's and buy a can.
Funnily enough they've just launched tarka dal and chana dal soups. I've tried the former and it was OK, their new Thai green curry one is gash, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:09, Reply)

red curry ftw
green is too coconutty
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:19, Reply)

more racism :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:37, Reply)

You can watch Red Dwarf on Dave iPlayer.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:47, Reply)