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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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If you're burning and searing stuff
you probably want to take some cooking lessons.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:09, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
you've never had burnt onions?
amazing things. fry them till they glaze over, then keep going til they go brown and caramelise.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Oh I do that all the time. By accident, but still.
They taste like burnt onions.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Searing is a legit way of cooking lots of things.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:16, Reply)
Sounds like somebody burnt something with a thesaurus nearby, to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:17, Reply)
How do you cook steak then Kroney?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:18, Reply)
On his sunburnt armpits.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:19, Reply)
Microwave

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:19, Reply)
He puts it into the kettle, fills it up and then pours it out.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:20, Reply)
I cook rice like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Way to ruin your kettle

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Tesco Value Kettle innit.
French miser innit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:32, Reply)
No, I only buy those meals for one with the rice in a bag.
Chuck the bag in, boil it up and off you go!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Burnt plastic bag on the element

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:35, Reply)
Bit of string hooked onto the lid.
I'm not an IDIOT
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Au contraire

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)
You've got to get over the weekend, Monty.
I'm sorry I didn't come to your party, but you need to forgive and move on.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)
I'm afraid I can't do that, Gaston.
/YET MORE NERDERY
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)
I fry it until it's rare.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:20, Reply)
Rarer than a French war hero.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:20, Reply)
hahaha
bet that's galling.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:26, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Because it's free

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:46, Reply)

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