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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm afraid we're going to have to have an evening thread
as I am bored shitless.

I just looked at the page for an event happening tonight at a club. I thought, hey, perhaps someone i know is going and I'll go there. Unfortunately it seems I knew two people. Both ex-students :(

I'm sure Fridays used to be fun
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 19:19, 48 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
sucks to be me

(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 19:32, Reply)
Sympathy reply

(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 19:39, Reply)
uh
I love those
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 19:46, Reply)
Alright Cavey?
I made a fucking LUSH dinner tonight.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 19:43, Reply)
I reckon if you can fit it in your mouth, resonably and comfotably, it should be considered a shrimp.
If it takes more than a mouth full, then its a prawn.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 19:45, Reply)
Does that go for everything?
I'm sure somethings that are too bit for my mouth aren't prawns.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 19:47, Reply)
Crustations without claws.

(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 19:57, Reply)
That's gonna be the name of one of my songs in my musical.

(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 20:01, Reply)
Does each member of the audience get given a carrier bag to shit in?

(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 20:03, Reply)
I've thought about this very logically, and came to the conclusion that a pringles tube is the perfect vessel for public shitterage.
People always ignore that though =(
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Once you plop, you can't stop

(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 21:42, Reply)
I made an OK dinner
but I'm still hungry and want lardy food
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 19:47, Reply)
Do you have any Emergancy Chocolate?

(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 19:58, Reply)
yeah
I was given about 3 boxes of chocolates 4 months ago and never opened them.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 20:03, Reply)
oh man they might be out of date

(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 20:37, Reply)
I ate 5 thorntons chocolates
and I've nearly finished one of those little bottles of wine. This is nice, but I don't like how many calories and shit are in it. I also hate that I've become the kind of person who cares
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 20:56, Reply)
have a little vomit

(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 20:58, Reply)
god no
I currently have the delicious sensation of chocolate and red wine in my mouth. I might never wash again
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 21:00, Reply)
I'm in the boozer with my Doris.
I hope that news cheers you up a bit.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 19:57, Reply)
Taken your lube with you for later?

(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 19:59, Reply)
alright babygirl?

(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 20:06, Reply)
Wanker.

(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Jeff hasss aaaa guuuurrrrlllll friend. Jeff hasss aaaa guuuurrrrlllll friend. Jeff hasss aaaa guuuurrrrlllll friend. Gaylord.
Where abouts do you call home? I can't remember if you're a londoner or not.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 20:00, Reply)
woo!
Jeff has a laaaaaaaady!
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 20:04, Reply)
Some of us have met her!
She doesn't smell that badly either considering.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 20:16, Reply)
woah!

(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 20:21, Reply)
Well if she was near you she wouldn't have the "wet dog" smell
loljokeworksonmanylevelslol
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 20:45, Reply)
A quiet Friday night in
Prawn curry, a bottle of Shiraz rose and some films on the PC. All good.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 20:55, Reply)
*whispers*
I quite like rose wine too
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 21:42, Reply)
Say it loud, say it proud
I like rose wine!

If only I wasn't a complete computer spaz I could put the accent over the e.

*sads*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 21:52, Reply)
This is going well.

(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 21:21, Reply)
Catching up on work, Tiger beer and Jack the Ripper
Evening all
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 21:21, Reply)
LIKE THAT THEN IS IT?!
*flounces*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 21:29, Reply)
aww:(

(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Not really
Evening Ms Cave
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 21:38, Reply)
evening, sir

(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 21:44, Reply)
*doffs cap*
*remembers he doesn't have a cap*
*has a drink of Sainsburys English Vintage Cider*
*falls over*
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 21:47, Reply)
well that did the trick
I'm off to read a book about a detective who is a dinosaur
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Night
I'm gonna watch Boardwalk Empire
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 21:51, Reply)
alrizzle?
I have to start sorting records this evening. 3 hours worth. Tomoz is more wallpaper stripping and drugged out house music. Sunday is my one day off.

I'm about to say something I never thought I would: Cavy, I envy you.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 21:35, Reply)
Prick.

(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Battered, why so much hate babygirl?
It's turning into bitterness baby.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 21:39, Reply)
Wanker.

(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 21:45, Reply)
oh babygirl I love it when you talk dirty

(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Keep going, I'm almost there...

(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 21:47, Reply)
I have sorted emails
I now have 12 to do something about. This is quite a feat

/sadcunt
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 21:41, Reply)
agreed
:'(
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 21:43, Reply)
The only time I've had to catch up on work
This now makes next week a lot easier
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 21:46, Reply)

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