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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I forgot my mum's partner's birthday last week.
I still haven't got her a present and the card I sent 1st class Friday hasn't got there.

I feel like, and look like, a massive cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:08, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Do you want me to chew on her gristly bean?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:10, Reply)
That would be great.
Thanks pal!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:10, Reply)
It's a dirty job that stinks of fish and tastes like mackerel on toast
but it's not my fault if it's my hobby!!lol!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:13, Reply)
Oh HO!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:14, Reply)
Sounds like a massive flap

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)
SHE'S NOT YOUR REAL DAD!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)
haha, fuck

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)
same thing happened when i sent my brother's card back in june
royal mail are pricks
(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:13, Reply)
The same brother whom you said couldn't stay at your house the other night?
Yeah, I bet he was gutted.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:14, Reply)
He didn't get the card because the Royal Mail won't deliver to PARK BENCHES.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:16, Reply)
He probably didn't send one because he was too busy judging.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)
this is the same brother who has repeatedly tried screwing me and my family over
has repeatedly cheated on his wife, and even beat her a couple of years abck to the extent that she went to the police.

he is an unpleasant person
(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:22, Reply)
I bet she loved it.
Was she saying no whilst slipping a digit in her arse?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:23, Reply)
nah, i think she was screwing somebody else

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:24, Reply)
Oh dear.
They sound like they are well suited.

Have you got any nude pictures of her?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)
*waits*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:29, Reply)
Do you want to BUY SOME!!!!!
lol
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)
oh HO!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)
good god no
she was ok back in the day, but these days she looks like sheridan smith's fat twin
(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:42, Reply)
I quite like her.
In a "dirty Northerner" sort of way.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:47, Reply)
you're sick

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:48, Reply)
That must be really shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)
families, eh?

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)
You should go on Jeremy Kyle

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:26, Reply)
:/

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:48, Reply)
yeah

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:21, Reply)
Hey Q, I think you owe sporto, b3th, Monty and loco an apology, don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:21, Reply)
for what, tangles?

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:22, Reply)
Sometimes we can be too quick to judge others
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1751602
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:23, Reply)
they clicked it long after i posted that
to cover their backs, bunch of pricks
(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:24, Reply)
Did I bollocks.
APOLOGISE.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:26, Reply)
You mean to say that you STILL haven't clicked it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)
i can never trust you again :(

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)
I can't believe it's come to this.
I'd no idea things were so bad between us. You don't even believe I clicked your 'fanny hair' joke.

Can't we start again?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)
we need to take it slow, give it some time
i'm sure we'll be ok in the future, but for now... it just hurts too much
(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:34, Reply)
I'll sleep on the sofa until you feel ready to take those first steps back towards the intimacy which has been lost.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)
but it gets so cold at night...

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)
If we both want it to work, we can get through this.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:54, Reply)
I didn't realise.
That makes it even worse.
Wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:26, Reply)
they need shooting

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)
yeah tangles, for what?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:23, Reply)
My mistake.
It turns out you are all still pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)
i'd like to notarise this statement

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:26, Reply)

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