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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What no morning thread?This is quite lol: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-19868327
what was your last big mistake, aside from reading my posts or doing my mum.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:05,
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You tell me.What did you do when you logged in?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:28,
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nuffin governerI was still logged in from yesterday
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:29,
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Oh what?Don't you realise how dangerous that can be to the whole site?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:32,
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It's all Nakers' fault.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:25,
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I've been here all bymyselfI thought the entire site had me on 2.0
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:27,
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You'd better gaz Rob and apologise.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:34,
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I saw that and chuckled mildly.On a related note I threw a whitey last night for the first time in a good 15 years. I properly span out after my little mate Dave convinced me smoking some waqqqi skunk outside the pub would be a great idea on top of 5 pints. It was fucking horrible.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:35,
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I can't drink and then smoke any more, it does bad things to me(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:37,
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Oh dear, you are old enough to know the rules by now.Before and during drinking is fine, afterwards is most definitely not.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:38,
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The hippy speaks the truth, although I'm not sure why it works out thyis way(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:40,
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Technically this was 'during' as I forced down a couple more afterwards.That really 'helped'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:54,
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An old mate of mine is called Dave Whitehead, (for that is his name). When anyone threw a whitey, we called it "throwing a Dave", which made us lol a lot.
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I was roundly mocked for it, in my own bed. FFS(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:53,
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You should have stomped out and stood in the rain until you felt betterI have actually had to do this
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:56,
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Why were you in bed with your little mate Dave?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:30,
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Did he roll about going "uuuurgggghhhh, I feel sick lusty, can you hold my hair back when i puke"before weeping gently in a ball?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:32,
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I thought B3ta was burnt down again or something,does anyone know how to phone Yahoo Mail? I've just been asked to provide my mobile number from them, so they can send a verification code for me to continue using them. It's been an hour now, I'm still waiting, and I can't find a fucking landline number anywhere. Pissing me off royally.
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Gaz cr3 and ask him to delete your account, then get yourself down Beachy Head.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:55,
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oh man, I waited around for three hours yesterday for something to run, then I came back and realised I hadn't even put any samples in!(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:39,
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Think it might have been DNS related.Was down on my mobile (Opera Mini) but was still working on my PC, which uses Comodo DNS.
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1752156
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:49,
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Hey Nakkers, how are you?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:49,
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Good thanks WP, working from home today so I've had to put on the heating for the first timeHow's things at chez pig?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:51,
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Just got in to the pub,everything looks alright so far. Need to finish off the quiz, need an idea for a picture round involving James Bond.
I've had the heating on in the pub for a week or so now, bloody huge old building, holes everywhere let the draft in.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:55,
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Name the bond girl? Some are easy, othes not so much(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:56,
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might go for that, was going to do villain, maybe do a mix.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:57,
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THEY ALL SEEM PRETTY EASY!!!!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:57,
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This is funny because you're implying that the girls appear to be sexually premiscuous(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:59,
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i wondered what he was going for.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:00,
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Stick with me, WindyI'm very good at spotting these sorts of things
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:01,
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He's good.That was indeed my 'angle'
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:04,
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What other popular movie characters should have their own fragrance?(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:00,
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Rab C. Nesbit(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:01,
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I knew you loved me. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:20,
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Joseph Pujol from Le PetomaneI WIN.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:11,
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I'm gonna be honest here and say I have no idea what this semen Patel thing is all about. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:42,
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Bond QuestionName the movie by a picture of one of the villan's cars
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b3tz, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:39,
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The last mistake I madewas catching VD off your wife's dirt pipe.
We thought it best not to mention anything to you.
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Oh no, not you too!I'm starting to suspect that it might have been someone off here that gave it to her.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:53,
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well i haven't fucking got it, what are you implying?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 9:57,
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Oh I know it wouldn't be you.Mrs Ape did mention how fastidious you were in matters of protecting against STIs.
I suspect it originated from Monty. He is riddled with syphilis.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:01,
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I too am feeling rather left outdue to the absence of smelly discharge from my un-pockmarked helm.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:01,
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No reply from pal re tkts. He may be away.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:06,
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I forgot my mum's partner's birthday last week.I still haven't got her a present and the card I sent 1st class Friday hasn't got there.
I feel like, and look like, a massive cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:08,
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That would be great.Thanks pal!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:10,
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It's a dirty job that stinks of fish and tastes like mackerel on toastbut it's not my fault if it's my hobby!!lol!!
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same thing happened when i sent my brother's card back in juneroyal mail are pricks
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The same brother whom you said couldn't stay at your house the other night? Yeah, I bet he was gutted.
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He didn't get the card because the Royal Mail won't deliver to PARK BENCHES.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:16,
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this is the same brother who has repeatedly tried screwing me and my family overhas repeatedly cheated on his wife, and even beat her a couple of years abck to the extent that she went to the police.
he is an unpleasant person
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I bet she loved it. Was she saying no whilst slipping a digit in her arse?
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Oh dear. They sound like they are well suited.
Have you got any nude pictures of her?
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good god noshe was ok back in the day, but these days she looks like sheridan smith's fat twin
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Hey Q, I think you owe sporto, b3th, Monty and loco an apology, don't you?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:21,
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Sometimes we can be too quick to judge otherswww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1751602
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:23,
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they clicked it long after i posted thatto cover their backs, bunch of pricks
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You mean to say that you STILL haven't clicked it?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:27,
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I can't believe it's come to this.I'd no idea things were so bad between us. You don't even believe I clicked your 'fanny hair' joke.
Can't we start again?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:31,
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we need to take it slow, give it some timei'm sure we'll be ok in the future, but for now... it just hurts too much
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I'll sleep on the sofa until you feel ready to take those first steps back towards the intimacy which has been lost.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:35,
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If we both want it to work, we can get through this.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:54,
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I didn't realise.That makes it even worse.
Wankers.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:26,
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My mistake.It turns out you are all still pricks.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:25,
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I bought and watched Prometheus yesterday. I don't know why. It was gash at the cinema and it's gash at home.
The extras make the film flow better though.
I hope Ridley Scott's brother jumps off a bridge.
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That's £14 I'm not getting back. Perhaps I could sell it to Mazooma or one of those cunts.
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Who's he? The African cleaner at your office?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:27,
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We only employ Asians. They are the least criminally inclined of all the cleaners.
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Plus the females can be quite efficient.That's what I heard.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:34,
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He's a great mbira player.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:29,
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I'm off out for a loaf of bread.This 'exercising in the morning' shit makes me fackin 'ungry.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:34,
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what a tasty snack that will bewill you wash it down with a glass of water?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:38,
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He might have time to gulp a bit of canal water, before he has to leg it when the ducks spot him stealing their food.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:40,
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Alright chaps?Busy day at work for me again. I'm starting to think I'm being taken for a mug, I'm the only bastard here *again*. I reckon out of the last six months I've been expected to support the entire company by myself for roughly 60% of the time. OK, so one guy's wife has just gone into labour and the other guy's going to have to work late in order to cover the late shift the first guy was supposed to do but why does nobody care about meeeeeeeee?
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Kroney, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:42,
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Just shut up and fix it, IT boy.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:44,
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I think you can safely dispense with your IT departmentit sounds like you've got it all sewn up.
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Kroney, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:53,
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just shit on someones desk and go home, sign on to the dole, get a rottweiler, and shut up.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:57,
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FINEI'm going to sit in your pub, in a pair of trackies with my rottweiler and deal skag under one of the tables. AND I WON'T EVEN TELL YOU WHICH TABLE.
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Kroney, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:58,
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Do you need a new dealer for your pub? *coughsmonty*
Comes with his own Honda Accord.
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