Same as Al, 5 day festival
Was the year before they put the dust mats down on main stage, so dust was kicking up everywhere. When I got home, I had one of the most satisfying showers of my life, and stained the bathtub.

Alt: Possibly Jodie, a girl I went to school with, once asked loudly in a History class why Hitler was speaking German.

AltAlt: Soup and a roll, methinks. Losing weight going well so far, no fucking fun though.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:35, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

i lived with a girl called jodie once
who couldn't answer the following triv question:

name the bearded doctor who is britain's most prolific serial killer

when we told her, she had never heard of him. not forgotten his name. never heard of him.

when she also failed to get "what plant grows to over six feet tall, and has bark and leaves", we abandoned the game.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:39, Reply)

Pass.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:43, Reply)

The answer to both is Dr. Triffid MD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Is it Kroney?
Sorry, that's plank.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:44, Reply)

I don't have bark or leaves.

( Kroney, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:45, Reply)

No, because you are a plank.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:46, Reply)

Part of the clue was that it has bark and leaves
since I don't it can't possibly be me.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Which is why I apologised for getting it wrong. You plank.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:52, Reply)

i think you are missing his point
his point is that he thought it was you, then realised it couldn't be you, because you are a plank and not a tree. this is why he started with the word "no".

god, it's like teaching 6 year olds karate...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:53, Reply)

You've got crane position written all over your face.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Oh right
I've got about a quarter of my attention on b3ta and 75% on the fuckwits I'm talking to on the phone.

I think they're sucking what intellect I have out of my brain and down the phoneline.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:00, Reply)

is it 'a giant dog rolling around in the park?'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Who then remembers it's home time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:48, Reply)

no, but it really should have been
you should work for trivial pursuit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:53, Reply)

My entire life is a trivial pursuit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:54, Reply)

Ixnae with the anae and the pursuitnae

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:57, Reply)