Stop it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:30, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I like it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:30, Reply)

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Of course you don't, you need a weather vane.
Or a flag, or some grass you can throw in the air.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:35, Reply)

In these crazy times, there are weather 'apps' available for most 'smart phones',
One or two simple clicks and hey presto! All the wind-based information a chap could ever need - probably more than that!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:39, Reply)

My weather app came preloaded on my new phone
It told me my sisters wedding was going to be a washout, but actually it was a lovely day. So I don't really trust it anymore.

I downloaded angry birds.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:42, Reply)

weather gets predicted incorrectly shocker!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:43, Reply)

There's something Fish-y going on here!!!!!!
IT'S A JOKE ABOUT MICHAEL FISH AND HIS FAILURE TO PREDICT A MAJOR STORM!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:46, Reply)

This was the day of the wedding, the sky was blue and sunny
and the app said it was going to rain heavily the entire day.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:47, Reply)

18/10/87 or 25/01/90?
Or 87J and 90A, as I like to call them.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:47, Reply)

'Massive cock-end', as I like to call you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Downloaded eh?
I had one move into my flat!!!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:44, Reply)

DO YOU GET THIS JOKE THAT I'VE JUST MADE??????

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:45, Reply)

I DO!!!!
I FIND IT AMUSING THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS ANGRY!!!!


BECAUSE YOUR THE REASON SHES ANGRY!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:47, Reply)

THIS IS PART OF THE JOKE!!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:47, Reply)

I GET THIS!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:50, Reply)

There's no one I'd rather be
I just wish I had never been born
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I worry about you TH,
I really really do.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Move closer to where I live and join my blues band

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:41, Reply)

I can only assume you're packing your things and moving south

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:51, Reply)

YES.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:52, Reply)

I warn you, I'm basically a combination of Peter Green and Eric Clapton
In as much as I have severe mental health issues and a scorching alcohol dependancy problem.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:58, Reply)

So you have no ulterior motive for inviting a pub landlord to move next to you then

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:59, Reply)

I...don't know what you mean
*ahem*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 17:00, Reply)

I think he might have hit his head or something. I'm worried too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:41, Reply)