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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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One of the receptionist guys from downstairs just called me "Beast"
I think he was calling me fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:21, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I didn't like to say anything, but you do look as if you've been piling it on a bit lately.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:22, Reply)
Bit of a fucking cheek given that he looks like Jabba the Hutt's uglier, fatter cousin.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Or you missed the end of it
and what he said was "Be still my aching heart"?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Haha
Who do you think I am, Dozer? It's more likely that he literally misstook me for an erudite X-Man.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:24, Reply)
apparently louise's old man's spunk smells of potatoes
he's 12 years older than her though
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Really?
Do you think his being 12 years older is is the key factor here. Like, if you start seeing someone over a decade younger than you it makes your spunk smell all potato-y?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Jimmy Savile's must have smelt like Ireland's finest wish then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)
i dunno, my spunk ain't spuddy, though

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)
Poor old downsy-faced Louise :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:47, Reply)
well remembered!

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:51, Reply)
She was the one I got wrong last time.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:58, Reply)
she's always wrong

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Are you seeing someone ten years younger than you, though?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)
no, but i'm trying

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:54, Reply)
I am.
Should I ask her? I don't think I'd want to know the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Are you 25?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 15:12, Reply)

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