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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have just been watching this,
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrhBlvm3Tq4

I think it might be the greatest film ever made. I have a new found respect for Neil Morrisey. What has changed your opinion of someone recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:28, 174 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
you posting this link
i think you might be a wrong 'un
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:31, Reply)
It's got a talking poo in it Q,
a talking poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:32, Reply)
so does south park
i don't watch that either
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:31, Reply)
No, I'm not answer that one, sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:33, Reply)
it really is an incredible film TH,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:36, Reply)
I don't doubt that, Windy

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:00, Reply)
are you ok?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:03, Reply)
Bit blue today if I'm honest
It'll pass. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:04, Reply)
Hungover old bean,
and a bit grumpy. I'll be alright by this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:12, Reply)
Sweet
May I recommend Mars milkshake?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:13, Reply)
Look at these fucking pricks
www.thefeaturedcreature.com/2011/12/6-strange-breeds-of-hairless-cats.html#axzz28tiHnxWE
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:15, Reply)
they are, as you say, fucking pricks.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:22, Reply)
CAT pricks, at that
getting bored of all this to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:25, Reply)
really?
GAZIMME
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Already on it T-man,
and i've got chippy for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:20, Reply)
I've been craving fish & chips for weeks
I wish our chippy did a credit system. That being said, if they did I'd be dead inside a fortnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:21, Reply)
There's a brand new chippy opening up on my street.
I keep looking at it hopefully, but no joy so far. I keep having to eat all this health food muck.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:28, Reply)
Those swines
Bang on the front door and demand they serve you IMMEDIATELY.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)
But they haven't built it yet.
To be fair, they are all male Asians, so perhaps I shouldn't be surprised. If they'd got their wives to do the job, it'd have been finished by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:37, Reply)
The fact that it hasn't been built is THEIR problem, not yours
RAISE HELL
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:41, Reply)
that is...astonishing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:34, Reply)
That link makes you look good.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:35, Reply)
ouch, man, ouch.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:36, Reply)
it's ok WP i have a thick skin
I'll just add this into 'the book' for later
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:40, Reply)
you're angry rant about Boris made me look good
Found anew office yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:37, Reply)
Yes.
We've got install a new phone line to get a static IP address to make the VPN work, but other than that it's fine.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:39, Reply)
will you get to watch people drive their silly 4x4's into ditches?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:39, Reply)
No, but I'll get to watch people struggling with the cash machines by Sainsburys
and I'll also be able to watch the resident mental woman stagger back and forth asking passers by for change.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:42, Reply)
sounds fun
have you moved to Acton?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:43, Reply)
I'm not that upmarket

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:45, Reply)
I used to be a big fan of Jimmy Savile and Freddie Starr.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:35, Reply)
"No one made me squirt like Jimmy" PLMDZR Octber 2012

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:38, Reply)
Hi Ho Silver!
You got me lone ranger
He's riding on down
(doo-doo da doo der der)
To rescue me-ee
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:35, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdFghZmdwXk
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:47, Reply)
someone tell me to fuck off and go to the gym

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:40, Reply)
Fuck off and die.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:42, Reply)
almost, have another go

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:43, Reply)
I'll say that to you when the paramedics revive you.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:45, Reply)
God this fucking look up is taking its time

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:43, Reply)
V?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:46, Reply)
Yeah, 60,000 vs 16500 should have made a database :(

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:48, Reply)
That's pretty special
and available to download NOW from alt.binaries.multimedia.horror

/downloads
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:47, Reply)
are there any breasts in it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:47, Reply)
There'd better be or I'll kick RIGHT off

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:49, Reply)
there is a bit where a girl gets her breasts pulled off by a motorcycle.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:50, Reply)
SEXEH!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:51, Reply)
I thought willies got pulled off, not boobies

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:51, Reply)
Youre doing it wrong broady

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Can I pull off your boobies?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:55, Reply)
any time you like

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:57, Reply)
Phwooar

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is quite simply brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:53, Reply)
no one else seems to like it sporty,
but i knew you would understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:54, Reply)
WHAT, i loved it WP
it's been the best thing about my Wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:55, Reply)
Me and you, nakers,
we're going places, I can feel it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:56, Reply)
The "chuck random limbs in the air" special effect is truly wonderful

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:59, Reply)
It's a classic,
you need to see the rest, the talking poo is something to behold.

wait, here it is, www.youtube.com/watch?v=seq_P-1v9cM poss NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:02, Reply)
that's grim...
why can the turd talk?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:03, Reply)
oh, well, it's a dream,
but it's supposed be the reincarnation of his mate that died earlier. There is no explanation as to why he is returning as a turd, or why he would jump in to neils mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:12, Reply)
I loved Boon
and for this reason I liked your link, Windo.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:59, Reply)
I fucking hate Neil Morrisy with his moany voice and hilarious "man-child" characters

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:55, Reply)
but look at this film nakkers,
LOOK AT IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:55, Reply)
can't view this at work.
sum it up for me someone?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:57, Reply)
The cast of Boon starring in a low budget horror about vampire motorbikes.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:58, Reply)
with teeth

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:59, Reply)
What's a Boon?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:02, Reply)
A lazy ape

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:03, Reply)
I'm with mumps on this.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:04, Reply)
Only the best ITV drama show of the late 1980s
starring Michael Elphick (RIP), Neil Morrissey and the lovely Elizabeth Carling
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:04, Reply)
Trick question, there is no Boon

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:32, Reply)
THAT'S NO BOON

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)
sounds shit.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:02, Reply)
*finger on nose*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:03, Reply)
My V lookup has finished guys xxx

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:12, Reply)
Was this as important or less important than Dozer's 3500 IPAs or whatever it was he had to do?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:17, Reply)
I've basically just caused couple of thousand NHS patients to get some junk mail.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:19, Reply)
cunt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:39, Reply)
is it the CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED FROM THOUSANDS TO RECEIVE A DEVASTATING DISEASE OF YOUR CHOICE mailout?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:08, Reply)
*hopes for scrofula*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:09, Reply)
This improved my opinion of the Guardian today
m.guardian.co.uk/ms/p/gnm/op/sfuI9g9Rn4McPSkOd_cicLg/view.m?id=15&gid=commentisfree/2012/oct/10/cock-and-balls-graffiti&cat=commentisfree
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:18, Reply)
I can't see the cock?
or balls
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:25, Reply)
One of the receptionist guys from downstairs just called me "Beast"
I think he was calling me fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:21, Reply)
I didn't like to say anything, but you do look as if you've been piling it on a bit lately.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:22, Reply)
Bit of a fucking cheek given that he looks like Jabba the Hutt's uglier, fatter cousin.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Or you missed the end of it
and what he said was "Be still my aching heart"?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Haha
Who do you think I am, Dozer? It's more likely that he literally misstook me for an erudite X-Man.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:24, Reply)
apparently louise's old man's spunk smells of potatoes
he's 12 years older than her though
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Really?
Do you think his being 12 years older is is the key factor here. Like, if you start seeing someone over a decade younger than you it makes your spunk smell all potato-y?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Jimmy Savile's must have smelt like Ireland's finest wish then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)
i dunno, my spunk ain't spuddy, though

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)
Poor old downsy-faced Louise :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:47, Reply)
well remembered!

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:51, Reply)
She was the one I got wrong last time.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:58, Reply)
she's always wrong

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Are you seeing someone ten years younger than you, though?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)
no, but i'm trying

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:54, Reply)
I am.
Should I ask her? I don't think I'd want to know the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Are you 25?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Your all shit
I'm going to the gym

EDIT: I've forgotten my trainers, so going to town instead
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:47, Reply)
to buy trainers?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:54, Reply)
To kill yourself?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Broadsword will like this
www.etsy.com/listing/111457187/ows-bandana-in-red-presale
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:56, Reply)
is he a big fan of guy fawkes?

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:57, Reply)
No, breasts

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 13:59, Reply)
i do like breasts

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Crikey
img3.etsystatic.com/004/0/5564212/il_570xN.382379975_lug9.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:02, Reply)
all i see is ridiculous hair and a stupid little fucking neckerchief

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:07, Reply)
STOP LOOKING IN THE MIRROR THEN!!!!!!
IT'S A JOKE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Have you been taking lessons in the art of the ZING from the main man EM-VEEEE?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:27, Reply)
i'd leave forever, but it wouldn't make any difference now anotherwanker has stolen my schtick
:(
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Etsy is full of slllaaaags

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Hi guys!!!
What's happening?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I am on a train back from Poole.
I know. Amazing eh. ?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:25, Reply)
First Blackpool, then Manchester, now Poole?
It is a crazy old rollercoaster of a life you lead and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Yeah right
Like there's a place called "Poole"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I'm back from town, but i didn't buy anything soz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Cunt.
When are you going to die?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:43, Reply)
thursday

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:43, Reply)
What on earth did you go for, then?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:44, Reply)
I need a coat, but didn't find one i liked

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Coatless cunt

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:46, Reply)
thanks for your concern, but i have two coats already, but fancy another
i hope this clears up this little misunderstanding
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:47, Reply)
I had made a roast chicken, Piri Piri hummus, spring onion and roast tomtao wrap for lunch, so didn't need to buy anything

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:47, Reply)
I need to find a warm winter's coat for my Christmas holiday
but I can't find anything I like, either. At least, not anything that's going to be of use in a German winter.

I share your pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:49, Reply)
your blubber will keep you warm

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Apparently I'm known as "Beast" now, Nakers :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:52, Reply)
your furry coat combined with blubber should leave you as warm as a polar bear's nutscak then

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Some problems really need to be shared to be overcome.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:51, Reply)
such as excel formulas that take ages to run?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:52, Reply)
That's the first two lines of my new country and western single.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:57, Reply)
I hate your signature btw

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:58, Reply)
:D

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 15:00, Reply)
I felt it deserved some recognition

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 15:08, Reply)
I think it should say 'tasty' instead of 'nice'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 15:09, Reply)
I think you should die.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 15:12, Reply)
How about "cosy"?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Cosy I'm ok with.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 15:17, Reply)
You're retreating from Moscow again?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:54, Reply)
historicalol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:54, Reply)
With the Prussians nipping at my heels.
Damned Blucher.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:56, Reply)
You couldn't escape if you wanted to

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Have you read "Stalingrad"
It's an excellent book, harrowing an fascinating in equal measure
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Look WP,
this thread is done with, do us all a favour and delete it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Just took a phonecall rom somebody saying their monitor was broken.
Apparently the bulb had gone. It took quite a lot of persuading to convince her that it doesn't have a bulb in it.

It's a flatscreen. Turns out the bulb starts working again if you plug the power cable back in.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Just shut up and fix it

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 15:18, Reply)
I done a new one

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 15:28, Reply)

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