what I want to know is where the fuck is batman, spiderman and superman?
how come those cunts don't help the cops out.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:47, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

In prison for unfurling banners on public buildings

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)

batman's gotham based, he doesn't really travel
spiderman can't exactly shoot a web across the atlantic either

and from what i've seen, despite his god-like powers, superman rarely leaves metropolis, they're all lazy american cunts
(quintsy, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Excellent summary Q

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:52, Reply)

so where the fuck is cockneyman then?
we need a british superhero.
despite channel 4's best efforts, a swimming dwarf does not count as one.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Salford has got one
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2019749/Meet-Knight-Warrior-Roger-Salford-superhero-day-gardener.html
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)

I hope he gets stabbed in his face

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Awww he's getting married though
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/4514644/Crime-busting-superhero-Knight-Warrior-bags-himself-a-fiance.html
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:08, Reply)

I hope his wife gets stabbed in the face

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)

He shoots spoons out of his eyes or summat.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Some ledge on Buckingham Palace I think

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Great 'theme from Supergran' playing in my head AGAIN.
Thanks a LOT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)