it was a dark and stormy night
and i was ill. properly, shakingly, bone-achingly ill. but i had to get the train down to london because i was the only person in my team who was working new years eve (for an hour, pretty fucking pointless, but still). and i needed a piss. it took me about an hour to creak my way to the toilet.

only after pissing for a bit did i realise all was not well. the lid was still down. and yet i was still pissing.

i had no clean clothes with me. i had to bin my pants, wash everything else as best i could in the crappy sink, then squelch back to my seat and sit in soaking wet jeans for the rest of the journey. fucking hideous low point.

thanks for making me share.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:36, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

hahahaha!
I'm pleased you did, missy pissy pants
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:38, Reply)

i am cringing at the memory
i am the only one of my friends who would never ever piss anywhere in public, however drunk i got. so for that to happen was.... urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:40, Reply)

That is sooo hot.
I have never been so aroused.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:39, Reply)

bullshit
i've seen you with monty
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Apart from that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:42, Reply)

I was going to say.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Fur coat, piss-soaked knickers.
All fucking class.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:41, Reply)

what part of "bin my pants"
did you not get?

judging everyone by your own standards...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:41, Reply)

slightly shivering
look of naughty shame on her face.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:42, Reply)

if only you'd been there
you could have caught it all in your mouth, everyone wins.

well, except maybe society.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:44, Reply)

this is pretty retarded

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:44, Reply)

i was ILL!
the worst thing was how long it took me to realise (i) that something was Wrong and (ii) what that Something was
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:45, Reply)

I've been ill lots of times
and not pissed myself once. Just saying.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:51, Reply)

yes but
you think it's ok to walk around with a face like that, so.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:55, Reply)

I'd have been shocked by this story if I didn't already know you were a Manc.

( Kroney, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:58, Reply)

rubbish
you've already wanked yourself to a sweaty, salty little stub over it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:01, Reply)

I heard they call him Eric behind his back
cdn2.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Eric-stoltz-mask.jpg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:59, Reply)

this is blocked here
but if you imagine a hairy frenchman shitting out an acid baguette, that's what he looks like
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:01, Reply)

google Eric Stoltz - Mask

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:01, Reply)

far too fit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:02, Reply)

:( My mum says i'm handsome

( Kroney, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Your mum says I'm handsome

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:04, Reply)

My mum has shitty taste in men

( Kroney, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:08, Reply)

i'm handsome do me harder son, we've got time before your bro gets home
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Good work on proving to me that you're not a scally, here.

( Kroney, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:08, Reply)

hey, i've never done my own sons or brothers
i'd totally do the ex's brother though. HOT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:11, Reply)