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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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it was a dark and stormy night
and i was ill. properly, shakingly, bone-achingly ill. but i had to get the train down to london because i was the only person in my team who was working new years eve (for an hour, pretty fucking pointless, but still). and i needed a piss. it took me about an hour to creak my way to the toilet.

only after pissing for a bit did i realise all was not well. the lid was still down. and yet i was still pissing.

i had no clean clothes with me. i had to bin my pants, wash everything else as best i could in the crappy sink, then squelch back to my seat and sit in soaking wet jeans for the rest of the journey. fucking hideous low point.

thanks for making me share.
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:36, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
hahahaha!
I'm pleased you did, missy pissy pants
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:38, Reply)
i am cringing at the memory
i am the only one of my friends who would never ever piss anywhere in public, however drunk i got. so for that to happen was.... urgh.
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:40, Reply)
That is sooo hot.
I have never been so aroused.
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:39, Reply)
bullshit
i've seen you with monty
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Apart from that.

(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:42, Reply)
I was going to say.

(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Fur coat, piss-soaked knickers.
All fucking class.
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:41, Reply)
what part of "bin my pants"
did you not get?

judging everyone by your own standards...
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:41, Reply)
slightly shivering
look of naughty shame on her face.
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:42, Reply)
if only you'd been there
you could have caught it all in your mouth, everyone wins.

well, except maybe society.
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:44, Reply)
this is pretty retarded

(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:44, Reply)
i was ILL!
the worst thing was how long it took me to realise (i) that something was Wrong and (ii) what that Something was
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:45, Reply)
I've been ill lots of times
and not pissed myself once. Just saying.
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:51, Reply)
yes but
you think it's ok to walk around with a face like that, so.
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:55, Reply)
I'd have been shocked by this story if I didn't already know you were a Manc.

(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:58, Reply)
rubbish
you've already wanked yourself to a sweaty, salty little stub over it
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:01, Reply)
I heard they call him Eric behind his back
cdn2.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Eric-stoltz-mask.jpg
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:59, Reply)
this is blocked here
but if you imagine a hairy frenchman shitting out an acid baguette, that's what he looks like
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:01, Reply)
google Eric Stoltz - Mask

(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:01, Reply)
far too fit

(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:02, Reply)
:( My mum says i'm handsome

(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Your mum says I'm handsome

(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:04, Reply)
My mum has shitty taste in men

(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:08, Reply)

i'm handsome do me harder son, we've got time before your bro gets home
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Good work on proving to me that you're not a scally, here.

(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:08, Reply)
hey, i've never done my own sons or brothers
i'd totally do the ex's brother though. HOT.
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:11, Reply)

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