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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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and i was ill. properly, shakingly, bone-achingly ill. but i had to get the train down to london because i was the only person in my team who was working new years eve (for an hour, pretty fucking pointless, but still). and i needed a piss. it took me about an hour to creak my way to the toilet.
only after pissing for a bit did i realise all was not well. the lid was still down. and yet i was still pissing.
i had no clean clothes with me. i had to bin my pants, wash everything else as best i could in the crappy sink, then squelch back to my seat and sit in soaking wet jeans for the rest of the journey. fucking hideous low point.
thanks for making me share.
( , Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:36, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i am the only one of my friends who would never ever piss anywhere in public, however drunk i got. so for that to happen was.... urgh.
( , Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:40, Reply)

did you not get?
judging everyone by your own standards...
( , Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:41, Reply)

you could have caught it all in your mouth, everyone wins.
well, except maybe society.
( , Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:44, Reply)

the worst thing was how long it took me to realise (i) that something was Wrong and (ii) what that Something was
( , Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:45, Reply)

and not pissed myself once. Just saying.
( , Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:51, Reply)

you think it's ok to walk around with a face like that, so.
( , Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:55, Reply)

( , Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:58, Reply)

you've already wanked yourself to a sweaty, salty little stub over it
( , Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:01, Reply)

cdn2.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Eric-stoltz-mask.jpg
( , Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:59, Reply)

but if you imagine a hairy frenchman shitting out an acid baguette, that's what he looks like
( , Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:01, Reply)

( , Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:04, Reply)

i'd totally do the ex's brother though. HOT.
( , Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:11, Reply)
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