Back in bed
with drugs.
I broke myself last night.

Alt: I've got some nice onion and herb ciabatta rolls, which I intend to ruin by filling them with wafer thin roast chicken slices and salad cream.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:28, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Did Mr B3th OD on the Viagra?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:28, Reply)

He went at her like an out-control jackhammer
Both pelvises shattered into dust
( Kroney, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:29, Reply)

I slipped getting my enormous girth out of the bath.
Went down like a sack of shit, right on my ribs. It hurts like a fucker.
Feel free to mock. I certainly deserve it : (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:29, Reply)

you should get a bath mat, that is all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Psst, she's already got one, and her name's b3th you flid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Inside the bath?
Sounds a bit silly.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:31, Reply)

get a rubbery one if you are that unstaeady on your feet
or get a walk in bath
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:32, Reply)

Ha ha *points*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:30, Reply)

I'm not sure it's as bad as something I've done.
Was getting up out of the *very* hot bath, I was very overheated and had been soaking for a while, and as I got up, I fainted, cracked my head on the floor and cracked my hip on the corner of the bath and came too with a lump on my head and a great big purple bruise blossoming on my hip.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:32, Reply)

go on...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:33, Reply)

not much else to say mate.
A bath is a bath is a bath.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:36, Reply)

And then I pissed on her teddies.

( Kroney, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:37, Reply)

pissy-lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:38, Reply)

you CUNT.
I knew they felt different.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:41, Reply)

That sounds good.
I've got the angriest-looking purple bruise on my ribs this morning, and my range of movement is severely restricted.

My worst bath-time disaster occurred when I was at school. I was the last one in the bath one evening, and the other girls had left the floor swimming. I slipped on the wet floor, my foot shot under the bathroom door (it was an old building with a gap under the door) and my big toenail didn't follow my toe under. Tore it right off.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:36, Reply)

that just made me clench my toes and cringe all over.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:37, Reply)

Good job you didn't have to go to work eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:38, Reply)

I've never taken a bath at school, let alone waiting in a queue for one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:52, Reply)

If that were the case, then Mr Beth would have been the one to break her.
Read the fucking reply.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:30, Reply)

She flicked too hard
and her bean pinged right off and rolled under the fridge
( Kroney, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:32, Reply)

*phwoar*
sexeh!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:32, Reply)