I just had a can of coke and now I'm all burpy.
More updates to come
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:23, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm drinking Old Jamaica Ginger Beer

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:24, Reply)

I had some Jim Bean and that this weekend when I was at centre parcs
It was alright.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Did you enjoy Centerparcs?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Yep, I did paintballing, and swimming and went to a spa and went bowling drank lots and other things.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:31, Reply)

And I fed a squirrel parma violets, it didn't like them.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Did you go there with your girlfriend?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:32, Reply)

I did, she is a psycho with a paintball gun.
I shot 250ish paintballs she shot over 800 in 30 minutes.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)

She is also skint then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Nah you got a discount if you bought 500+ and as a team of 6 it came to £55

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Chompy on the weekend.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FztmxxliSmc
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Are you gonna move in with her?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:41, Reply)

I'm not planning to nope.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Why won't you commit?
Are you seeing someone else?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:55, Reply)

To be honest it's mostly because I'm almost certain to be made redundant next year that's stopping any house changes.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Redundancy money WIN!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Could you not move in with her then?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Also, sorry to hear that, that sucks.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:00, Reply)

I've never been.
It just sounds like a slightly more modern Butlins.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)

It's pretty crappy in the center to be honest where there's lots of people and starbucks and shit
but it's really quite nice in the residential bits barely see anyone, nice little lodge lots of squirrels and birds and all that.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Ah, so they've got a tax-avoiding coffee shop.
I'm totally going.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)

The Penrith one is lovely to just wander round

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Proper full fat Coke from a can produces that best burps available to man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:25, Reply)

nope. That liquid nitrogen cocktail that lass drank will beat anything.
enough gas pressure to rupture the stomach wall? that'll give you bare burps.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Didn't it just give her stomach lining frostbite?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:28, Reply)

it rapidly evaporated, causing her stomach to perforate

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:57, Reply)

sorry, had to do some work. Fucking disgrace
no, not at all. it's the rapid vapourisation that's the problem, as quints says. Unless your stomach was entirely empty the cold part of it wouldn't be a problem really. Assuming it was a small amount.

It might do some damage to your oesophagus though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:07, Reply)

the oesophagus is so-called because it was discovered to be the same in birds as it is in humans
oiseau-phagus, so to speak
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:08, Reply)

Oesophagus is Big Birds mate from Sesame Street.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:09, Reply)

sesame street was originally going to be called peanut street
but they changed it because peanut allergies
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:10, Reply)

that's barack obamapus.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:15, Reply)

OK, WITHOUT resorting to surgery

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:29, Reply)

small quantites of dry ice, then?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)

I bet you're locked in the stationery cupboard
burpwanking right now. You disgust me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:26, Reply)

burpwanks FTW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:29, Reply)

I've never tried it
is it worth it?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:32, Reply)

I'll have a go and report back

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Auto -erotic eructation
Not exactly silent, so part dangerwank as well?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Is a burpwank a pro of office life, or a down?
I really don't know.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)

It can liven up a dull meeting

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)