No jumpers, arvo meeting cancelled...

However, after checking my calendar I have found that at 10am we have one of those pointless efforts where one of the directors does a 'Kirsty Young' and tries to point out that they're 'one of us' by sitting at the end of the desk and reading out productivity numbers as everybody gathers round indifferently.

They're calling it a 'huddle' *shudders*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 9:18, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I do hope you all "do lunch" after

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 9:20, Reply)

This post is approximately 1000 words top short and contains no wanking/shitting disasters
I can therefore only conclude that you are a sock puppet.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 9:20, Reply)

You forgot preposterously drawn out similies...

Of the type that would make Clarkson himself split his man-girdle in disgust.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 9:22, Reply)

good point
I've misold your pondorous QOTW legacy, my apologies.

So what's up? What are you doing over here? Ready for some abuse?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Abuse away!...

I'm here because I'm bored.

So bored in fact that I'd rather have you all 'out' me for being the outrageous shitcunt that I am, instead of doing my crappy job at the moment.

Is it pub time yet?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Alright Pooflake,
What is it you do?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 9:43, Reply)

You must be reeling from all the abuse doled out to you by Nakers here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)