yes
everyone needs moar laws. that means MOAR WORK FOR LAWYERS. i approve of this sort of thing.

alt: those fucking insects that they sell in fortnums. who wants to eat insects? rank.

altalt: i don't know what this means. so i'll just say that i bought 3 new tops online this morning. a red one, a green one, and a grey one.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:13, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Are they tight?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Lawyers?
Yep
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)

I heard this one is like a burlap sack

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)

I think it was tangles that coined the term "like a dead Sarlacc".
I like that one.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Not me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Actually I think it was me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Oh right.
Now I don't like it anymore. Way to go, Nakers.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:29, Reply)

they are not meant to be
but if i don't stick to the diet over the next few weeks of social shit, then they will be
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Fat Swipey.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:22, Reply)

i don't even own an greggs

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:23, Reply)

only cos he left you

(quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:26, Reply)

i have never dated a gregg
nor would i. it is not a sexy name.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:28, Reply)

not even a gregorie?

(quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:30, Reply)

definitely not
it's like oscar, archibald, keith.... just not shaggable.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:33, Reply)

how about grigori? that's exotic

(quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:35, Reply)

no means no, quin-ory

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:39, Reply)

If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the, Greeeegg's Hat!

Greggs Hat, Bebbeh!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Sicko.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:25, Reply)

you say this like it's news

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:28, Reply)

lawyer prick
Morning Swipey darling, afraid I cannae make pizza at the end of Nov as at a Wedding.

alt: one day we'll all be eating insects, cheap protein innit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)

well we don't have a date yet
you'll need a long list of excuses....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:19, Reply)

piss...I thought you said last weekend of Nov?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:20, Reply)

haha i suggested it
but it's not cast in stone yet. we will keep pestering you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:23, Reply)