i guess the car has become my hobby,
now I no longer ride motorbikes, and computer games I still really enjoy.
strange thing though, just got in from the garage, and found ladypigs mother cleaning our house. I don't mind at all, but I could have done with a warning as I had no trousers on under my overalls, and was half undressed before I spotted her.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:01, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I think I remember this story from the Razzle reader's letters page.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:03, Reply)

one of my friends has a thing for her,
I, however, do not. Your mum, on the other hand, is a catch.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Come on Windy, you know what she was really there for.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:05, Reply)

she asked me where we kept the spare Hoover bags,
then went back upstairs.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Blatant come on there from the pig-in-law.
Probably best you don't mention this to ladypig.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:08, Reply)

ok, if you think it best.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:11, Reply)

She's just hot for pig action.
that's proper Razzle code, right there. "hoover bags", indeed.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Hoover bags are the new plumbing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Your next line is supposed to be
about her emptying your "sacs" for you
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Classic behaviour.
/gagging for it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:09, Reply)

too poor for a dyson, poor windy pig
someone set up a dyson fund for the little guy
(quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Lady pig wanted a henry.
Because, sometimes, she's a fucking idiot.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Where as Henry, is well known for being a
wait for it...

...


...


SUCKING idiot.

jokes, jokes.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:52, Reply)

there's nothing wrong with henry
if i'd known he still existed i'd have a whole room dedicated to keeping a herd of them
(quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:56, Reply)