I am astounded on a daily basis how fucking stupid some of my supposedly intelligent friends are.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:43, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

what's the world coming to, hockeyprick?

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:44, Reply)

when most of the world is a bigger prick than me or you, q
things have gone too far.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:46, Reply)

murder-suicide pact please

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:47, Reply)

right you are.
I'll shoot myself and post the gun to you, shall I?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:48, Reply)

yes thanks, recorded delivery as i don't want it to get lost in the post

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:48, Reply)

that would be suicide suicide surely?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Shit, Quints.
I think he's got us on a technicality.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:04, Reply)

shoot yourself and send Quints a letter bomb
hth xx
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)

so helpful!

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:16, Reply)

what about me? i helped too

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:16, Reply)

you're so needy

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:22, Reply)

i am COLD this morning
the heating is up to the top in my office, and i am still shivering.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:28, Reply)

i've got a fan on
our office is always hot
(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)

everyone else who walks in here says "fuck it's boiling in here"
but i am wearing a shirt AND a jumper AND a suit jacket AND it's STILL FUCKING COLD.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:34, Reply)

probably because you live on nothing but water
you spastic
(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)

actually that could be it
hmmmm
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)

or
you could beat him to a twitching bloody pulp with your hockeystick and then choke him with your pink socks (if you can find his neck). and post the video on here. then a LOT of people would click "like".

well, i would.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:09, Reply)

:(

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)

you've got to admit, it would make great viewing for the rest of us

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)

i'd be happy to do all of that for you
i'm only disappointed that i wouldn't see the results
(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:22, Reply)

it's a sacrifice i am very happy for you to make

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:28, Reply)

oh this^^^^
the number of times I have to link to snopes.com, showing a scam that's 3 years old or more.
FFS, if it says "pass on to all your friends" or "Microsoft say this is worst virus EVAH!!!!!!" it's bullshit, OK?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:46, Reply)

See also: For the love of all that is right, Tesco are NOT going to give you £250 you fucking retard.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:47, Reply)

i don't mind it from the obvious retards
the people i've added out of politeness, i can filter their results, but when a guy doing his masters degree in engineering likes and types jump, it makes me want to
(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Why would he type jump?
I don't get it?
( Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:55, Reply)

I presume it's something to do with that skydiver.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)

the image is of someone standing on a cliff
i assume people believe that by typing jump the image will somehow magically come to life and the man will jump off the cliff
(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:16, Reply)

People that have started posting their status saying that nobody has the right to use your profile or images or some such crap.
Why can't they get it into their heads, Facebook is not a right, it's a company and it owns everything you upload, if you're that worried about privacy, don't be on facebook, if you are use a false name and don't post anything you aren't happy for a massive multinational company that only wants to make money out of you would want to know.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:54, Reply)