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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning thread
Anyone else see how this kind of stuff could be awkward, or useful (depending on your point of view), on, for example, a first date?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19664161

alt: Cuddly pet or dangerous pet?
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 8:36, 245 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I get a bit funny about cameras.
I don't mind having my photo taken as such, but it annoys me how people are the need to document everything. If it's a special event, or holiday or whatever fine, but the rest of it is stupid.
there is a wonderful moment in a Dylan Moran stand up where he berates a woman in the audience for taking photos, something about how she doesn't need to prove she was there, as she is on fact there, and comedy is lost in a photo.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 8:47, Reply)
You're wrong.
That is all.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 8:50, Reply)
scarpe does the most excellent photos

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 8:51, Reply)
Does he? I ought to check them out.

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 8:53, Reply)
You were probably pissed when he mentioned it

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 8:54, Reply)
What, did he mention it this morning then?
*Chin, chin*
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 8:58, Reply)
lols

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:01, Reply)
Why am i wrong?

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 8:59, Reply)
See below.

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:02, Reply)
Actually, you're not completely wrong.
I'd never take photos at a stand up gig or a play or similar. Unless it was one I was involved in or had been asked to photograph. And actually, i don't understand people who just randomly snap at everything using their phone. But taking the time to experience what is around you and take proper, thought out, considered photographs is a joy.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 8:53, Reply)
This is one of the downsides of digital
When film was expensive and you only got 24/36 shots on a roll, plus the cost of developing, you thought more about whether to shoot or not. Now my camera holds 4000 or more pics at once, and you tend to shoot everything in the hope that one will be good.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 8:59, Reply)
True.
Although it's swings and roundabouts really, because it does make you more willing to experiment when you know it's not costing you a fortune to do so.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:01, Reply)
Yes, the advantages outweigh the disadvantages by a long way
you can bracket exposures, etc. Also digital sees better in low light than film, or is that just me?
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:07, Reply)
Its all about the exposure

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:13, Reply)
I agree,
Those that are serious photographers, hobbyists or whatever, fine. But the guys with their mobiles held above their head a gigs, or wandering around a party taking photos of every last thing for their facebook wall can jog on.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:06, Reply)
Yeah, see, told you I'd changed my mind and you weren't totally wrong.

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:08, Reply)
Every month, we rent out the upstairs bar to a photographer down the road,
he gets models in for people to learn how to take good photos, and some of the better ones just hire the model and get on with it. There is a strange mix of fat, unpleasant men that i'm almost sure are only there to get photos for their wank bank, and a couple of amazing photographers, who take some incredible shots, and not just the girls, one guy did a whole load just in the kitchen upstairs. There is a lot of skill that i'm sure i know nothing about.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:12, Reply)
Tell me more about these models
*unzips*
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:22, Reply)
on of them had a mole on her breast.

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:49, Reply)
must have been well trained if the flashes didn't startle it

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:10, Reply)
this^
....has uploaded 200 photos to "MEntAl Nitgh out dooN tha B1Gg M4rk3t"
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:09, Reply)
I don't know what kind of pics they expect to get
The flash range of most cameras is 15ft or so at best, and in stage lighting anything moving will just be a washed - out blur.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:10, Reply)
i liked the olympic opening ceremony when all the UK and US athletes came out
holding their stupid fucking iPhones up, recording the crowd, recording them.

stupid fucking run-fast pricks obviously didn't realise someone was filming the whole thing for them already, so not only did they ignore the very people they were there to represent, but they stood, grinning like fucking jump-high and swim-quick mongs, drooling at a tiny screen as entire nations cheered them on.

stupid fucking bendy, athletic cunts
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:11, Reply)
but they got some medals, so that's ok

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:12, Reply)
And when they watch it back later
all it'll be is a black screen with occasional flashes of light in the distance, some gurning fuckwits every so often, to a distorted George Michael soundtrack.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:16, Reply)
THEY ARE THE NATIONS HEROES YOU PRICK

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:18, Reply)
Cheryl Cole wasn't in it?

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:20, Reply)
she can fuck off an all the bland as fuck geordie spastic racist shitbitch

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:21, Reply)
The idea of the Nike thing improving people's health is a good one
Alt:
Cuddly
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 8:52, Reply)
No. HTH.
Alt- cuddly.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 8:55, Reply)
It's the thin end of the wedge though.
We are already filmed by "the man" far too much. I don't want to be filmed by every cunt that passes me during the day, am I not entitled to some privacy?
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:10, Reply)
No.

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:11, Reply)
A succint point, well made.
Thanks.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:13, Reply)
congratulations stunned!
you have won today's pointless upset and misunderstanding award!
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:14, Reply)
just put some clothes on for christ's sake

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:33, Reply)
wow yeah, we need our lives recorded more than they already are.
I don't think it's enough for some prick to update his facebook to tell me he's making a cup of tea, I want to see it an all.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:13, Reply)
I am making a cup of tea.

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:13, Reply)
upvoting this

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:14, Reply)
Quintsy (and everyone else) couldn't give a flying shit about this comment

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:14, Reply)
Quintsy (and no other people) likes this comment

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:14, Reply)
It's coffee ACKSHULLY

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:14, Reply)
I'd quite like an autographer, it sounds interesting
alt: Cuddly every time. In an emergency they're easier to eat.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:14, Reply)
I like your pet thinking

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:23, Reply)
fuck off with your poisonous spiny pet, they're more likely to eat me

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:24, Reply)
This amuses me
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19797669

There's currently a load of articles in the media about how Taylor Swift's world has been turned upside-down by... the constant stream of articles about her in the media.

WHAT THE I DON'T EVEN
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:23, Reply)
She appears to be the beige of modern music

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:27, Reply)
Another bland, talentless attention whore.

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:34, Reply)
All I see are teeth

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:35, Reply)
here's a thought
if you don't want press intrusion, don't have a career that only exists becuase of public interest and attention. You idiotic fucking twattox.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:42, Reply)
she's got stupid hair and a stupid face
she's stupidly young and sounds stupidly "country"

she needs to fuck off
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:42, Reply)
I like to try and take a couple of photos when I'm at a concert
as I had an intention quite some time ago to try and document the number of concerts I went to and put together some sort of album. I never got round to it, but I still like having a few photos of concerts so I can look back through my photo archive and think about the shows.

But people who film stuff at concerts are fucking twats and I take great delight in elbowing people in the head if they stand in front of me holding their stupid camera or phone in my line of vision.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:24, Reply)
"concerts"?
what the fuck are you, 80?
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:25, Reply)
*puts on long player*

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:26, Reply)
Oh sorry, what do the kids call them these days?
I normally refer to them as "gigs".
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:33, Reply)
i call them talkies

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:35, Reply)
singies?

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:35, Reply)
rapies?

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:35, Reply)
this would be humourous but all anyone can see of your post is the word 'pies'

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:37, Reply)
I like pies

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:40, Reply)

e s
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)
+ christ

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)
recitals.

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)
and you know what the worst thing in the world is?
even worse than AIDs and rape and murder?

idiots clicking 'like' and then typing 'jump' or whatever shit it is on those obviously fake images on facebook. not just the unwashed, ignorant sun reading types either, educated people, people i might have respected at one point or another. stupid little fucking CUNTS
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)
jump?

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:42, Reply)
that's the one that has appeared on my feed just now, i can't remember the one everyone was doing before that
with some image of a black and white woman's head silhouette
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:43, Reply)
I am astounded on a daily basis how fucking stupid some of my supposedly intelligent friends are.

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:43, Reply)
what's the world coming to, hockeyprick?

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:44, Reply)
when most of the world is a bigger prick than me or you, q
things have gone too far.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:46, Reply)
murder-suicide pact please

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:47, Reply)
right you are.
I'll shoot myself and post the gun to you, shall I?
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:48, Reply)
yes thanks, recorded delivery as i don't want it to get lost in the post

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:48, Reply)
that would be suicide suicide surely?

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:02, Reply)
Shit, Quints.
I think he's got us on a technicality.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:04, Reply)
shoot yourself and send Quints a letter bomb
hth xx
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)
so helpful!

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:16, Reply)
what about me? i helped too

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:16, Reply)
you're so needy

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:22, Reply)
i am COLD this morning
the heating is up to the top in my office, and i am still shivering.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:28, Reply)
i've got a fan on
our office is always hot
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)
everyone else who walks in here says "fuck it's boiling in here"
but i am wearing a shirt AND a jumper AND a suit jacket AND it's STILL FUCKING COLD.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:34, Reply)
probably because you live on nothing but water
you spastic
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)
actually that could be it
hmmmm
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)
or
you could beat him to a twitching bloody pulp with your hockeystick and then choke him with your pink socks (if you can find his neck). and post the video on here. then a LOT of people would click "like".

well, i would.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:09, Reply)
:(

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)
you've got to admit, it would make great viewing for the rest of us

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)
i'd be happy to do all of that for you
i'm only disappointed that i wouldn't see the results
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:22, Reply)
it's a sacrifice i am very happy for you to make

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:28, Reply)
oh this^^^^
the number of times I have to link to snopes.com, showing a scam that's 3 years old or more.
FFS, if it says "pass on to all your friends" or "Microsoft say this is worst virus EVAH!!!!!!" it's bullshit, OK?
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:46, Reply)
See also: For the love of all that is right, Tesco are NOT going to give you £250 you fucking retard.

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:47, Reply)
i don't mind it from the obvious retards
the people i've added out of politeness, i can filter their results, but when a guy doing his masters degree in engineering likes and types jump, it makes me want to
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Why would he type jump?
I don't get it?
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:55, Reply)
I presume it's something to do with that skydiver.

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)
the image is of someone standing on a cliff
i assume people believe that by typing jump the image will somehow magically come to life and the man will jump off the cliff
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:16, Reply)
People that have started posting their status saying that nobody has the right to use your profile or images or some such crap.
Why can't they get it into their heads, Facebook is not a right, it's a company and it owns everything you upload, if you're that worried about privacy, don't be on facebook, if you are use a false name and don't post anything you aren't happy for a massive multinational company that only wants to make money out of you would want to know.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:54, Reply)
wha?
"Especially with children, you can get some really candid shots when they don't realise the camera is there," he said.

Another classic victory for Team Paedo, right there.

Incidentally, in what way would it help at all for a first date?
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:45, Reply)
For a frustratywank when you get home, nads full

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:54, Reply)
ah, yes, That would make sense.

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:56, Reply)
You could play it back to yourself as you cry alone at night in your bedsit with a bottle of sainsburys basic whiskey
wishing you hadn't started masturbating under the table.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:55, Reply)
I make that mistake ever time.
curse you, tablewank.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Did you see "Black Mirror" the Charlie Brokker penned dramas
They had one just like that
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)
Yeah, I quite liked that one.
It was scarily believable.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:16, Reply)
The one about the X factor style show was depressingly contrived.

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)
i don't think I finished taht one
The paranoia derived from going over and over history felt very possible
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:22, Reply)
CaC
Tiger, cuddly and dangerous
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)
it could be creepy
creepy as hell. imagine going on a date with a b3tan in those glasses. halfway through the first pint, he's scrolling through your mates on fb.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)
why would you go on a date with someone from here in the first place?

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)
well, i wouldn't NOW
i learned my lesson the shit way.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)
OHMIGOD! Did you go out with Enzyme too?

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)
no comment

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)
hashahahahaha
Was it the long pube hair or arrogance that first attracted you?
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)
i was joking
i've only met him once. he wisely refused the bullying to down the orange shot of aftershock. he was very sweet though.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)
His brother sold me some Olympics tickets.

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)
i didn't know he even owned an brother

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:33, Reply)
I heard he swapped it for an Dell

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)
course he does
there was that thing a while back about him thinking it was ok for him to fuck his brother

didn't you get the memo?
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:36, Reply)
piston did you up the arse?

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)
That's a normal saturday afternoon for her

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:28, Reply)
you know
the guy i was actually seeing for a little while when everyone thought it was piston was so horrified at the piston rumour that he left b3ta FOREVER.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)
liar, you just put psychochomp on ignore
that's hardly the same thing
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)
I love how Chompy had to invent a whole other b3ta girl to cover the fact that he spends his weekends
in a flat near Hyde Park bathing in champagne while Swipey noshes him off.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)
psycho's finest moment
was reposting a piston story on /qotw. that says it all.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:33, Reply)
no denial in your post there, it must have beena very difficult break-up
i feel for you, knowing that your ex has moved onto a better b3tan
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)
you can do that ona phone anyway, stupid

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:15, Reply)
yes but then i would KNOW he was doing it
you moron you
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)
I think you'd know if he was doing it with his glasses since he'd have to say
"Facebook"

...

"FACEbook"

...

"FACE ... BOOK"

...

"Search FRIENDS"

"FRIENDS"

"FRIENDS oh fuck it. Can I see your tits please swipey, everyone else in Kensington has?"
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)
are you coming to eat pizza off them?

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:29, Reply)
You haven't invited me yet.

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)
well now i am inviting you

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)
When is it?
Where is it?
What is the dress code?
Who else is going?
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)
it'll be at mine for pizzas and beers
then a kensington pub

probably the last weekend in november, although ape tried to wriggle out of that date by inventing a wedding. dress code is anything that you can't see through or wank through. not sure yet, probably the usual pizza-eating suspects: monty, lusty, berk, himjim, kroney, LIC, charmander, lampito, crow etc etc. barry came to the last one, but you know. RIP barry.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:36, Reply)
see you dere, bro!

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:39, Reply)

but you'll have been beaten to death by a hockeystick by then
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:39, Reply)
i'd like to see mighty badger try
i reckon he's a right woofter
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)
i reckon he'd fuck your shit right up

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:42, Reply)
i reckon he'd be too busy putting sperm samples in conical flasks and shit samples in test tubes
to put up much of a fight
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:47, Reply)
I reckon he's fall down some stairs and end up with a scar on his forehead like Harry Potter.

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Poor Barry.
In principal I'm in. But there is a risk I may be busy at that point.

Gaz me your address.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:39, Reply)
i'll fb a formal invite, need to confirm date first anyway

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)
Cool.

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)
hahaha

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)
me neither, it's like she hates us Al
OH GOD IT'S ANDREW ALL OVER AGAIN
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)
We should have our own pizza night.
Just the two of us. We can talk about how much better we are than them and share a bottle of lambrini. It's well known that Lambrini girls like to have fun.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:33, Reply)
*parties to bananarama*
There is Dominos is Shepherds bush with a little table in the front, meet you there?
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)
fuck dominos
by the time you've invented your own exciting pizza it's about £30 a pop
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)
I like Pizza go go, it's not far from my hosue and they normally do buy one get one free and you can order online.

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:39, Reply)
i like hell's pizza
fucking awesome and they have funky toppings like lobster and blue cheese and cashew nuts. but the cunts closed the fulham one, which delivered to kensington.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)
not necessarily
as you raved on about how bryony was definitely shagging rupert, even though he said he liked tabitha, stuffing your obnoxious face with paprika floavoured Walkers Max, he could quite easily be smiling and nodding as he checks to see if there are better options in your friends list on his phone under the table
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)
Or simply live streaming it to YouTube
for all their mates to have a crazywank over.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:22, Reply)
mmmmm
paprika walkers rock
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:29, Reply)
you fat, stupid mess

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)
they were the best thing about your post, dude
there's only so much i can do with shitty raw material
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)
i actually want to meet you now
to see if you're this shit in real life
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:33, Reply)
you'll never ever know
but the ones who have met me like me a LOT, they said so. so there.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:34, Reply)
yeah, naked ape
well done you
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)
I've not met anyone from on here

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)
really? i thought you were really popular and cool?

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:38, Reply)
hence why i don't need to meet anyone from here ;)

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)
you're so cool, NA
i want to be just like you
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:43, Reply)
You can be my protege
now go and stand on a wooden post on the beach at sunset
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)
k

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)
We went to a gig together once
We didn't talk, but we shared a moment when the balloons came down.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:45, Reply)
sounds more like a concert

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:46, Reply)
Yeah, but bear in mind that everyone that meets me says "Oh but he's a really nice guy in real life"
So, you know.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)
not behind your back they don't...
... that came out meaner than i meant it to, really. meh. you know i'm taking the piss.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)
I'm very saddened by your comments.
I'm going to go and defecate on your dead mums grave to express my feelings.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)
mourning?

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)
just because someone once shat the bed with me in it
does not mean that it's a family fetish
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:42, Reply)
then your father is going to be VERY angry about the christmas present i just post-dated to him

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)
PLS REPOST 2 YR WALL
B3ta is now a publicly traded entity. It is recommended that all members post a notice similar to this, or if you prefer you can copy and paste this release. If you do not publish such a statement at least once, then you are indirectly allowing public use of such items as your photos and information contained in their status updates. PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning - any person and / or institution an
d / or Agent and / or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring this website or any of its associated sites DO NOT have my permission to use any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and / or the comments made about my photos or any other "picture" of art posted on my profile. You are hereby notified that it is strictly prohibited to disclose, copy, distribute, disclose or take any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The previous prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student, or any personnel under your direction or control. The contents of this profile are private and confidential information and sensitive. The violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. UCC 1-103 1-308
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:24, Reply)
PHEW!
B3ta is now a publicly traded entity. It is recommended that all members post a notice similar to this, or if you prefer you can copy and paste this release. If you do not publish such a statement at least once, then you are indirectly allowing public use of such items as your photos and information contained in their status updates. PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning - any person and / or institution an
d / or Agent and / or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring this website or any of its associated sites DO NOT have my permission to use any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and / or the comments made about my photos or any other "picture" of art posted on my profile. You are hereby notified that it is strictly prohibited to disclose, copy, distribute, disclose or take any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The previous prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student, or any personnel under your direction or control. The contents of this profile are private and confidential information and sensitive. The violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. UCC 1-103 1-308
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:26, Reply)
That's the one.
It's so obviously bullshit and totally unenforceable. WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FUCKING RETARDED!?

It's like a friend of my wifes was round a while ago and we were talking about teh whole banking crisis and she'd read a book (i.e. fiction) where someone deliberately fucked up a banking system and this provided her with enough evidence to be happy that this whole situation was deliberately done by someone "on the inside".

I did try pointing out that it was more likely caused by greed and total incompetence, but she wouldn't have it.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)
This is why referendums and even democracy should be banned
people are too stupid to think for themselves
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:29, Reply)
Someonewas trying to tell me that television channels needed your permission to use a persons image if caught on film in public
which would explain why they blur all the faces of the crowd at football games
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)
I'm pretty sure they do
but they do it be inferred consent, if you don't tell them you don't want your image used, then they can use your image. And if you don't want it used, they won't let you in as a condition of entry will be the right by them to use your image.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:34, Reply)
how about live broadcasts from a highstreet?
public place, no entry criteria.

I do like it when there is a story on fat people and they film loads of fat people from the tits down so as not to offened them.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)
I'm pretty sure they don't.

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:45, Reply)
That would make the paparazzi's job a bit more difficult

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)
Public interest innit

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)
Hehehe, like they'd ask for your permission!

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)
it's so fucking annoying
when everyone posts the same thing and it has all the legal enforceability of a wet flapping fart
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)
This totally reminds me of that FreeMan on the Land bullshit
ever heard of them? prize notjobs.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)
If you want a laugh:
www.fmotl.com/Fundamentals.htm#BM1

I imagine swipey could have fun with all this.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:38, Reply)
fucking hell

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)
who the fuck is that?

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)
nut jobs.
basically they have this theory that somehow law does not apply to them if they don't conset to it. it makes my head hurt evert trying to follow their 'reasoning'
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:43, Reply)
They are very much like Captain Placid
in that they are

a) cunts; and

b) think that just because they are willing to "take responsibility for their actions" that they can therefore behave however they want and you have no right to think they are cunts.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)
this guy is pretty typical:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D--5iFc2Ng0

I like how he says "interesting" a lot instead of coming to any conclusions you might be able to argue with.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:46, Reply)
hahahahah
"Employment" - made from Em meaning for, and ploy meaning deceit.

FOR DECEIT, put down your pencils people it's a conspiracy"
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)
he's a special man.
if you're bored this is also worth a chuckle. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwWEK3eAgO0&feature=related

I think the copper should have twatted him.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:54, Reply)
Just arrest the fucker and bang him up
then he can see exactly how powerful his freeman powers are
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:58, Reply)
I would love to see this
sadly all the youtube vids are of 'victories'
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 11:03, Reply)
I had a brilliant argument with the Goat about this.
It's so wonderfully and obviously bullshit, but a load of retards continue to think they know some sort of golden truth that means they don't have to pay taxes. They also like winding up policemen.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)
winding up police maen I could understand and who wants to pay taxes?
but surely the stunning lack of success they have met would show them something...
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)
But what happened to the Goat, eh?
THEY wanted to silence him, because he was too DANGEROUS.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Last i heard he was in Guantanamo Bay as oen of these unlawfully held political prisoners.
As I understand it, he's heroically enduring stress position, white noise and waterboarding torture because he won't give up his secrets.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)
First instinct - google the law reference
www.law.cornell.edu/ucc/1/article1.htm

Nothing to do with electronic privacy.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:36, Reply)
i thought that number was from the starship enterprise :(

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:38, Reply)
Don't be stupid that's NCC-1701

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)
wow
it's like you have a nerd radar
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:42, Reply)
similar then

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:42, Reply)
last night I had to explain to a black mate why monkey chanting and the word 'nigger' are forms of racial abuse.
It was rather depressing.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)
wht was his confusion?

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)
monkey chants are OK because 'people are 80% monkey'
And the N word is fine because 'it means black'.

So many fails, so little time.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Everyone knows that monkey chants are only permitted when directed towards Gareth Bale

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:59, Reply)
fuck off football bert

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)
Your name is going on the list
For when he gets rid of the wankers who are destroying b3ta and takes it back to the good old days.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)
I've lost track of the number of lists I'm on :(

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)
sex offender's register
adults barred list
etc
(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 11:22, Reply)
And Peter Reid.

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)
I did rather lol when he was speaking about players swearing via Twitter

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 11:08, Reply)
Peter Reid has a fucking monkey's head

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 11:20, Reply)
RACIST!

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 11:21, Reply)
No, it's true

(, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 11:22, Reply)

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