it could be creepy
creepy as hell. imagine going on a date with a b3tan in those glasses. halfway through the first pint, he's scrolling through your mates on fb.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:11, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

why would you go on a date with someone from here in the first place?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)

well, i wouldn't NOW
i learned my lesson the shit way.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)

OHMIGOD! Did you go out with Enzyme too?

( Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)

no comment

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)

hashahahahaha
Was it the long pube hair or arrogance that first attracted you?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)

i was joking
i've only met him once. he wisely refused the bullying to down the orange shot of aftershock. he was very sweet though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)

His brother sold me some Olympics tickets.

( Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)

i didn't know he even owned an brother

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:33, Reply)

I heard he swapped it for an Dell

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)

course he does
there was that thing a while back about him thinking it was ok for him to fuck his brother

didn't you get the memo?
(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:36, Reply)

piston did you up the arse?

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)

That's a normal saturday afternoon for her

( Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:28, Reply)

you know
the guy i was actually seeing for a little while when everyone thought it was piston was so horrified at the piston rumour that he left b3ta FOREVER.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)

liar, you just put psychochomp on ignore
that's hardly the same thing
(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I love how Chompy had to invent a whole other b3ta girl to cover the fact that he spends his weekends
in a flat near Hyde Park bathing in champagne while Swipey noshes him off.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)

psycho's finest moment
was reposting a piston story on /qotw. that says it all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:33, Reply)

no denial in your post there, it must have beena very difficult break-up
i feel for you, knowing that your ex has moved onto a better b3tan
(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)

you can do that ona phone anyway, stupid

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:15, Reply)

yes but then i would KNOW he was doing it
you moron you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)

I think you'd know if he was doing it with his glasses since he'd have to say
"Facebook"

...

"FACEbook"

...

"FACE ... BOOK"

...

"Search FRIENDS"

"FRIENDS"

"FRIENDS oh fuck it. Can I see your tits please swipey, everyone else in Kensington has?"
( Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)

are you coming to eat pizza off them?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:29, Reply)

You haven't invited me yet.

( Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)

well now i am inviting you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)

When is it?
Where is it?
What is the dress code?
Who else is going?
( Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)

it'll be at mine for pizzas and beers
then a kensington pub

probably the last weekend in november, although ape tried to wriggle out of that date by inventing a wedding. dress code is anything that you can't see through or wank through. not sure yet, probably the usual pizza-eating suspects: monty, lusty, berk, himjim, kroney, LIC, charmander, lampito, crow etc etc. barry came to the last one, but you know. RIP barry.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:36, Reply)

see you dere, bro!

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:39, Reply)

but you'll have been beaten to death by a hockeystick by then
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:39, Reply)

i'd like to see mighty badger try
i reckon he's a right woofter
(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)

i reckon he'd fuck your shit right up

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:42, Reply)

i reckon he'd be too busy putting sperm samples in conical flasks and shit samples in test tubes
to put up much of a fight
(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:47, Reply)

I reckon he's fall down some stairs and end up with a scar on his forehead like Harry Potter.

( Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Poor Barry.
In principal I'm in. But there is a risk I may be busy at that point.

Gaz me your address.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:39, Reply)

i'll fb a formal invite, need to confirm date first anyway

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Cool.

( Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)

hahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)

me neither, it's like she hates us Al
OH GOD IT'S ANDREW ALL OVER AGAIN
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)

We should have our own pizza night.
Just the two of us. We can talk about how much better we are than them and share a bottle of lambrini. It's well known that Lambrini girls like to have fun.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:33, Reply)

*parties to bananarama*
There is Dominos is Shepherds bush with a little table in the front, meet you there?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)

fuck dominos
by the time you've invented your own exciting pizza it's about £30 a pop
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I like Pizza go go, it's not far from my hosue and they normally do buy one get one free and you can order online.

( Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:39, Reply)

i like hell's pizza
fucking awesome and they have funky toppings like lobster and blue cheese and cashew nuts. but the cunts closed the fulham one, which delivered to kensington.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)

not necessarily
as you raved on about how bryony was definitely shagging rupert, even though he said he liked tabitha, stuffing your obnoxious face with paprika floavoured Walkers Max, he could quite easily be smiling and nodding as he checks to see if there are better options in your friends list on his phone under the table
(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)

Or simply live streaming it to YouTube
for all their mates to have a crazywank over.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:22, Reply)

mmmmm
paprika walkers rock
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:29, Reply)

you fat, stupid mess

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)

they were the best thing about your post, dude
there's only so much i can do with shitty raw material
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)

i actually want to meet you now
to see if you're this shit in real life
(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:33, Reply)

you'll never ever know
but the ones who have met me like me a LOT, they said so. so there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:34, Reply)

yeah, naked ape
well done you
(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)

I've not met anyone from on here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)

really? i thought you were really popular and cool?

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:38, Reply)

hence why i don't need to meet anyone from here ;)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)

you're so cool, NA
i want to be just like you
(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:43, Reply)

You can be my protege
now go and stand on a wooden post on the beach at sunset
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)

k

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)

We went to a gig together once
We didn't talk, but we shared a moment when the balloons came down.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:45, Reply)

sounds more like a concert

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Yeah, but bear in mind that everyone that meets me says "Oh but he's a really nice guy in real life"
So, you know.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)

not behind your back they don't...
... that came out meaner than i meant it to, really. meh. you know i'm taking the piss.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I'm very saddened by your comments.
I'm going to go and defecate on your dead mums grave to express my feelings.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)

mourning?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)

just because someone once shat the bed with me in it
does not mean that it's a family fetish
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:42, Reply)

then your father is going to be VERY angry about the christmas present i just post-dated to him

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)