i got four
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19993617
(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:05, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

6/7
In your face Q
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:07, Reply)

which one did you get wrong?

(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Ramjit Raghav from India became the world's oldest father at the age of 96 this week, according to reports. To what foodstuff does he say he owes his sex drive?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:10, Reply)

i got that wrong too, i thought it was mangoes
and i thought johnny depp probably did wine, but he's probably already been doing that for years
(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:12, Reply)

I picked Wine for Johnny Depp too, so don't feel bad.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:17, Reply)

thanks, the nonce in chains
that makes me feel much better
(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:27, Reply)

In your face everyone!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:13, Reply)

5/7
Score draw.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:11, Reply)

every body is better than me :(

(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Never mind Q.
It just means you're different.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:15, Reply)

5/7

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:12, Reply)

:(

(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:13, Reply)

He's a bit shit isn't he.
Its a wonder his girlfriend hasn't dumped him yet.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:16, Reply)

:(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Don't worry Chompy
You should go to the pizza bash and cop a feel off swipey.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Yeah sounds great, have fun when you go.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Oh i'm not going. Christ, i don't want to hang out with that lot, they'll all be doing coke in the toilets and telling lolarious stories.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:23, Reply)

It'll be great, you can talk about... ... ... the pizza you're eating?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Someone will go "So, what are you guys having for lunch!?"
and we'll all laugh uproariously and then smile and then sip nervously at our beers and look at the floor.

And then someone will say "Your mum!" and we'll all laugh again and then sip our drinks again and look at the floor again.

Oh man, it'll be amAYzing.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:36, Reply)

If it's swipes bash you'll be lucky if anyone gets a chance to speak a single word.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:38, Reply)

She'll probably be desperatly lusting after one person and will spend the evening desperatly
rubbing her crotch against their thigh while flicking her hair back and forth
( Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:43, Reply)

I just did it again and got 7/7

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:16, Reply)

oh you prick
where is naked ape? i need to feel clever
(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:17, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:17, Reply)

6!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:16, Reply)

*high 6*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:17, Reply)

*norfolks*

( Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:18, Reply)

I'll have you know, by the way
that I am average looking.

So there.
( Kroney, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Hands up if you are average looking
Oh...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:23, Reply)

It practically makes me Adonis on here

( Kroney, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:24, Reply)

you're not bad for a b3tan

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Average for Norfolk maybe.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:23, Reply)

I was on a train to Norwich the other week and as i got into Norfolk a woman got on.
She ate raw unpeeled carrots straight from her pocket. Welcome to east anglia.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I got the (don) key
I got the secret
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:33, Reply)

I got the almonds right but Johnny Depp wrong
Which shows I value health news more than celebrity news which I think makes me better than you. Winnah!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:19, Reply)

De Fault
Best two words in the English language
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:21, Reply)