Going by yesterday this will be the only thread of today.
I recently went to see Richard Herring'S Talking Cock (not a ventriloquist show) it was both funny and informative.

who's your favorite comedian (or say something about your cock)?

Atl: (stolen from Dave Gorman) what should you be doing today and what are you doing today?

I should be taking my son to the park, I am feeling very ill and looking up nice sitty-downy film I cold take him to see.

AltAlt:I tried to interest him in going to MacDonalds for tea, but he wasn't interested, what's happened to kids today? I had at least one Macbirthsay as a kid and it was one of the best ever.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 21 Oct 2012, 9:59, 16 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Good morning CQ
Favourite comedian at the moment is Jim Jeffries, extremely non- PC but very funny.
Alt: I should be doing my housework, clearing my garage and generally being a busy boy. Instead I'm fricking about on t'interweb, looking up chord & lyric sheets and drinking tea.
Altalt: Bloody youth of today *wanders of grumbling 'when I were a lad all this was fields' etc etc*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)

I am aware of his work. he is rather funny.
*coughs up a lung*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 21 Oct 2012, 10:42, Reply)

At the moment I like:
Josie Long
That one with the boobs whose name I can't think of at the moment, you know, she's with Justin Edwards
Milton Jones
that Canadian who does one liners
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Oh Josie Long, she is very cool
saw her at Green Man where she did a whole thing about a bat which had just flown into the tent.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)

I heard you wanted to go to MacDonalds
For a Happy Meal experience. Rather than one of those negative meals experiences you could get from other fast food outlets/threads.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 11:21, Reply)

I could go for a McDonalds actually.
9 chicken nugets, sweet'n'sour sauce, and a large fillet'o'fish meal with a strawberry milkshake. 2 sweet'n'sour sauces and 1 bbq. I reckon they should do a honey-mustard sauce, that would rock.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 12:38, Reply)

What would you order if you went to Burger King?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 12:57, Reply)

I don't really know burger king, whats good there?
I ended up getting that McDonalds, I don't care who knows it, it was good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:03, Reply)

Mornin',
I know loads of people think he's a cock, but I really like Ricky Gervais (+ crew) like 90% of the time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Stewart Lee

Should be lesson planning, am playing Borderlands2

I went out with a girl last night and she insisted on getting a McDonalds on the way back. Yuck,don't mind Burger King to be fair but MD's is rank.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 12:59, Reply)

Oh fat bobby
you can't decry macdonalds but claim BK is somehow palatable without making yourself look like a massive cock.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 16:57, Reply)

I like Jerry Sadowitz
I just cleaned out my hamster's cage and she is very excitedly settling back in.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 13:14, Reply)

morning
I saw Greg Davies, he was funny. I like Bill Bailey a lot.

alt: I just got back from larping. I probably should be only just leaving, but I left early rather than stay for the last fight.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Count Arthur Strong/Steve Delany
Not really a comedian as such but hugely funny live.

Alt: Done everything I needed to do today, then been for a nice walk with the hounds.

Alt alt: I went into a Burger King one afternoon last week out of sheer starvation for the first time in many years. It'll also be the last time in many years.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:32, Reply)

McDonalds?
I thought you were some sort of Communist.
( WormuIus, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 22:23, Reply)