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I just dun a jobbie lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:06, 127 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
All over this thread

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:06, Reply)
this is by far your best ever post.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:08, Reply)
oh Christ,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)
Yo Windz.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)
Big up Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:58, Reply)
what flavour?

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)
I didn't do one yesterday at all
But I'm ok today
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:13, Reply)
i think i did
but i'd be quite happy to go again
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:15, Reply)
What do you mean by jobbie? This post is confusing.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:15, Reply)
Its weegie for a "Richard"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:22, Reply)
lol indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)
Monty, playing football yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:21, Reply)
Not grey enough

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:23, Reply)
Sporto playing football, yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:23, Reply)
\o/
I wasn't aware I played for Blackpool
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:24, Reply)
I get this joke!!!*


*I don't get this joke
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)
Orange strips

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)
Plus a general air of dull, expensive tackiness.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:38, Reply)
I had a baked potato last night, you know what a good baked potato is a very nice meal and is often underatted.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:24, Reply)
that's true
my girlfriend is so lazy though that she gets these premade jacket potatoes from Waitrose with cheese already in them, that you just warm up

i reckon they must taste a bit funny
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:26, Reply)
You're better off without her Quints,
She sounds like a wrongun.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Shhh!
They're back together.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Well he should dump her until she makes baked potatos properly.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:28, Reply)
Excellent advice ^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)
Alright Dan Quayle.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)
hahaha!
I was gonna say that
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:34, Reply)
i make excellent bake potatoes
with oil and rocksalt on the skin, it's like well pukka
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:33, Reply)
OMG!! This just what I did yesterday
I might make you my potat-bro instead of chompy.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:36, Reply)
p-shaw, his povotatoes and beans is well gay
me and you are like kings (edwards)
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:38, Reply)
We're like (Jersey) Royals
Whereas he is like a Pike(y)
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:43, Reply)
i can't think of any more potato puns
so that's charlotte (your lot)
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:45, Reply)
yeah, she just can't cook
i mean, at all. she tried to do me a fry up once using her grill

she put the foil over the pan upside down with the bacon all on the dull side of the foil. my girlfriend's a bit dim.
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:28, Reply)
Doing a "fry" up in the "grill" was her first mistake.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:29, Reply)
it's healthier
and i like it that way
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)
The fried eggs usually come out pretty shit though

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)
scrambled

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:38, Reply)
@_@

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)
Lazy bitch
No wonder she got cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)
ahahahaha!

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)
That is ridiculous

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:29, Reply)
OMG!!! So did I!!!
We're like Baked potat-bro's or something.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:26, Reply)
I had beans and tabasco sauce on mine.
and butter and salt and pepper OBVZ
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)
I was just thinking you could get a long thread out of asking people their preferred topping for a spud.
Cheese and beans with Encona Hot Pepper sauce here.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)
I do like bacon and cheese as well but I have a bunch of beans and no bacon so I went for my secondary optinon.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)
i like how a thread about PLDZR's shit turned into a food thread
REALLY fast
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:33, Reply)
From out to in

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)
I don't like baked potatoes
there, I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:38, Reply)
POTATOWRONG

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)
Chips or mash. Or roast.
Or dauphinoise. Hash browns are alright. But baked potatoes are like noshing Davros's leathery scrotum.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:46, Reply)
you're doing them wrong, they're alright

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)
See I bet you think that but have a nice one tonight and you'll think again.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)
This argument could also be applied to bumming
and I'm not falling for it again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:46, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1762845
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)
The addition of cheese would improve this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)
the missus does them with full of justice.
she cooks them and sort of makes the insides into the best mash ever with loads of butter half way through then crisps the skins to fuck.
she also sometimes puts ham and cheese in it during cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)
I love your missus

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)
she is the queen of spud making.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:34, Reply)
She can bake my spuds any time

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:34, Reply)
fuck off, get your own ginger angry scotswoman.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)
*adds to Christmas list*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:36, Reply)
I feel the "angry" part of this is redundant, since she is both scottish and ginger

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:39, Reply)
oh man, she reads this you know.
she's gonna beat the fuck out of you now. run LiC!!! run for your life!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)
AIEEEE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:47, Reply)
hahaha!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)
She got this out of a book of recipes for children.
Just sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:33, Reply)
oh well, that must mean it's not good or something.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:34, Reply)
I didn't say that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)
yeah, it was the one with the woman whose name I can never remember

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:34, Reply)
Annabel Karmel?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)
He can't remember, man!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)
fuck knows, probably.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)
oh man, everyone's mrs is better than mine :(

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:34, Reply)
you need to upgrade.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)
It's ok q, mine is shit too.
And I married mine.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)
oh no, potat-bro :(

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:39, Reply)
It's alright, Désirée
I quite like cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:47, Reply)
I didn't see Stunned this weekend.
He didn't even manage to get to York.

I was all :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:36, Reply)
I went out drinking in Tynemouth
It was "interesting"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)
I had a great curry at a mate's.
His family own a very well regarded Indian deli and he cooks the most fantastic food. I took my new whisky round, it was 'reet lush'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)
This is good
though I don't like whisky
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:52, Reply)
But there are pictures of York all over his facebook page.
In the album "My weekend in York 19th-21st October 2012"
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:39, Reply)
oh man :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)
because he didn't come to see you, that don't mean he wasn't in york.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:39, Reply)
YES IT BLOODY DOES!!!
*shakes fist*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)
well his faceingbooks said he was in york.......

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:42, Reply)
HIS FACEBOOK IS TELLING LIES!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:43, Reply)
yes, yes that must be it.
poor dozer :'(
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)
imma gon dun cry myself to sleep tonite fo sho

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:47, Reply)
Got too drunk at Friday "lunch"
and woke up on a park bench in Ealing?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:39, Reply)
took him two hours to drive the three miles home
And was way too late to start the four or five hour drive to York.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:42, Reply)
More like a park bench kneeling, the big gay

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)
look on the brightside, you dun a jobbie

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)
troo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)
*whistles Eric Idle style*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:42, Reply)
always look on the bright side of shite.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:43, Reply)
I just got forwarded an email between client services and a client for a fix I'm doing
and the CS woman is a Russian supermodel, according to Google!

Well, it also returns a 40ish woman's LinkedIn profile, but I'm sure she's not that one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:42, Reply)
I had RSI in my right wrist so I swapped my mouse to my left hand
and now I have RSI in both \o/

I don't know what you're jibbering on about, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:43, Reply)
use a wrist rest.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)
I have one.
They're shit and useless. I also have an ergonomic keyboard AND mouse.

Basically, all this ergonomic wrist support shit is so much snake oil.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Do you have one at home as well?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:46, Reply)
Yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:59, Reply)
stop wanking 14 times a day then.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:48, Reply)
I wouldn't know how.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 11:00, Reply)
have you tried turning off your computer and interacting with the world from time to time?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Classic response from somebody else that spends all day on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)
Maybe you need this
www.nuance.co.uk/dragon/whats-new-version-12/index.htm
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:52, Reply)
He needs this
www.abledata.com/product_images/images/010440.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:54, Reply)
hahaha!
Excellent pic
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:58, Reply)
That just gives you RSI of the neck.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)
A typewriter?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 11:05, Reply)
nature's way of telling you how shit you are.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:45, Reply)
I suspect the RSI is caused by wanking.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:46, Reply)
stop doing it then!

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)
Too much masturbation

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:47, Reply)
How much is too much?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)
When your wrists hurt when typing or using a mouse

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)
NEW THREAD

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)

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