i definitely wouldn't make a joke about her getting human pamplona virus from all the gay cock she's had up her
or ovarian cancer from the complete lack of use of her uterus
(quintsy, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:03, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

hang on, i think that's the wrong way round
you are more likely to get ovarian cancer if you have had kids, but more likely to get breast cancer if you haven't. i wouldn't want you to get your deathwishes all mixed up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:05, Reply)

I think you'll find breast feeding decreases the risk of both.

( Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:07, Reply)

well, my friend whose baby is a few weeks old
said that she gave up breast feeding when the baby damaged her nipples so much that the baby then started spitting out blood from them. apart from the fact that she may have given birth to the anti-christ, this is not a good advert.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:08, Reply)

She just has a stupid baby who can't do it properly.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:10, Reply)

or shit tits

(quintsy, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Good job she's the only person who's ever tried breast feeding and therefore the only person whose opinion on the matter can be trusted.

( Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:22, Reply)

one thing's for sure
she's got more idea than you'll ever have
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:24, Reply)

i also said pamplona virus
and pamplona is the place in spain where they have the running of the bulls
(quintsy, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:07, Reply)

you should totally do that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:08, Reply)

i think i already have?
not sure if i imagined it, but i might have done
(quintsy, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:11, Reply)

maybe one stood on your head
and that's why you have no neck?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Human pamplona virus is bull shit.

( Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:06, Reply)

lol

(quintsy, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:07, Reply)