I can't believe no ones talking about the most important news ever?
That we're out of recession, weren't you all woken by the choir of angels raining their GDP growth down onto our heads?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:43, 7 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I was too busy recovering my monocle from my champagne.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)

:o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Growth is good, even for people in you situation.
Shame inflation is so high eh?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Fucking is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Great!
All we need to do is have another Olympic games to keep up the momentum!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:46, Reply)

The ticket sales only accounted for a fifth of the growth. 0.2%
which still seems imense to me.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:48, Reply)

I'm too thick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:46, Reply)

I just shat into my butlers hands!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Is that the second or the third recession we've come out of in the last four years?
I hear the next one's going to be the charm.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Second.
A double dip recession refers, right, to having been in one recession, are you still with me, and going, right, into another, stop me if I'm getting too technical for you.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)

I like to think of it as a camel hump recession.
or a boobs recession, if I turn the graph upside down.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)

SLOW DOWN FFS
I can't write that fast! Jesus Christ.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)

So what would three be?

( Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Triple drop dip.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:05, Reply)

*rave flashback*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)

I vote that we have one of them, then.
We should go for four.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)

We haven't had three recessions since 2008, we've had two.
We've had two.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)

This joker's just not getting it Chomp.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:08, Reply)

WEVE HAD TWO!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:08, Reply)

*I* know that - *YOU* know that - but Pierre here's brain seems to have gone on strike.
Typical Froggoe.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:10, Reply)

i thought a double dip recession was when you get one of them lollies with the yellow and red sherbert
but you run out of lollipop long before you're halfway through the bag

:(
(quintsy, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)

OH yeah and then you had to use your finger
and it was sticky all the way through double science and you kept getting iron filings and frog guts stuck to it :(
( Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Dave already spoilt the surprise

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Yeah, that's not on really, bet a bunch of traders who watched PMQ's made a bunch of money today.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)