What's everyone's score
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/are-you-a-twat-2012102446226
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:23, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I got two

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)

Me too.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:24, Reply)

Two for me, too.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Borderline - I got two yesses.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:25, Reply)

It's obviously flawed - I got 0, yet am clearly a twat.
I demand a recount.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:26, Reply)

There should be an "are you a vegetarian" question.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:27, Reply)

There should be a "Do you like Andy Kershaw?"

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:27, Reply)

Perhaps I am a different kind of twat then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:28, Reply)

Perhaps?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:33, Reply)

Good point.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:34, Reply)

Two

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:27, Reply)

Mine were biceps and jam.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:28, Reply)

Out of interest, what were you luxury brands of Jam?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Bonne Mamman and Hediard.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:33, Reply)

Ooh posh.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Hediard is the testiclee.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Also - you kissed your biceps???
Bender.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Kiss, Kiss. Bang, Bang.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:34, Reply)

bender

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:34, Reply)

Mine was Jam and Wine,
Although I pretend I don't know what I'm talking about so as not to be seen as a twat.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:31, Reply)

I probably don't know that much about wine
but I know enough to have an idea about what I might like. So maybe I should only have got one.

I can juggle.

Other than Bon Mamon, I cna't think of any other luxury jam brands
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:32, Reply)

Y'see that 'probably' right there is the reason why you are a twat.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:40, Reply)

I can juggle, but not in public

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:32, Reply)

1, which means you are bigger twats than me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:36, Reply)

bizarrely, I got zero
In spite of being a weapons-grade twat.

I dispute the validity of their survey.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Twat

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:41, Reply)

:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:43, Reply)