My pal and I used to make out own seekhs, we called them 'Heat Seekhers'.
True story, se'sly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:13, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You tell the best stories.

( Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:15, Reply)

You must have laughed like drains.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Oh man, that's hilarious. It's because all them turban heads are suicide bombers right?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:15, Reply)

It was because they were spicy :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Oh, oh right.
In that case, yeah I guess it's still kind of funny. Sort of.

So, anyway Monty, I haven't been to Needos or Tayyabs in ages and ages and frankly, my ringpiece is missing the burn.

So when are we gonna go?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:19, Reply)

IM GOING TOMORROW!!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:21, Reply)

I thought you weren't gonna do that before the concert?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:23, Reply)

I changed my mind and decided to go early, like 5:30
and we're DEFINATLY not going to order all the food ever. Just enough.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:25, Reply)

I don't think even you believe this.
We certainly don't.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Are there just 2 of you?
I think it's better going in a big group as you can order loadds of dishes knowing they'll get eaten but you only need to have a little bit of each one.

So, for 2 of you, 4 seek kebabs, 1 portion lamb chops, 1 chicken tikka, 1 paneer tikka, 1 fish tikka, a small dry meat, a small chicken karahi, 4 naans, some baby pumpkin, some tarka daal, a couple more seek kebabs, another small dry meat ...
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Current plan is
4 lamb chops,
2 sheek
1 tikka fish
1 small dry meat
rice/naan
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:33, Reply)

How much booze will you get?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:34, Reply)

It's bring you own so I'll grab some beers from the offy,
the little lady can have a diet coke.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:35, Reply)

Don't go to the one opposite the junction with New Road
It's a fucking rip off.

Go to one of the ones nearer Aldgate East.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:39, Reply)

He could take some home brew.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:40, Reply)

This is not enough.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:40, Reply)

SOON

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Shish.....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:16, Reply)

God resmi soul.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Not too Shami

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Shami only have couple of minutes spare

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:22, Reply)

I bet your friend was famous

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:18, Reply)

I heard this happened somewhere between the 21st June and the 21st Sept.
It was Doner Summer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:20, Reply)

This might cause a chain reaction

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:21, Reply)

It has given me the heebie-bee-gees.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:22, Reply)

OK, enough is enough!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:25, Reply)

I wonder if those kebabs were 'hot stuff'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:28, Reply)

This time I know you're for real

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:31, Reply)

I can't go on. I can't go on. No, no, no.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:30, Reply)

I laughed.
I hate you.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:22, Reply)

actually WHAT AM I THINKING if your friend was famous, you would have told us.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:20, Reply)

It’s my mate from Universal, remember? The one who made up all those redundancies.
PS beer in town on Sat?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Could probably do a lunchtime one, check outs at 12 and we're not getting lunch until 3, I'll text you.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Or if you're around farringdon 5-7ish?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:28, Reply)

either is fine for me
no kid this weekend...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:30, Reply)

I am free all day Saturday.
Mrs is away.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Missus working 9pm-4am

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I don't have your number but I'll get boyce to act as your PA and sort something out.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Shweet.
One doesn't have a dog and bark onesself.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Woof
PS Has my t shirt turned up?
PPS Assuming I see you on Sat, have you still got Lusty's headphones at yours? Mine died so I'm using my DJ cans like a hipster prick and it's embarrassing me so if I can have hers that would be ace.

x x x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:42, Reply)

I have "cans" :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:46, Reply)

+ Made out of an empty tins of top deck shandy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:47, Reply)

There a cream you can get for that you know

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:48, Reply)

You're also a prick.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:49, Reply)

do a bit of exercise and cut down on the biscuits

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 17:13, Reply)

It turned up and because I didn't go and pick it up it has gone back.
Can you believe the post office only hang on to it for 2 weeks? Soz, I'll re-order. Hahahaha.

I have the earphones. I will bring them.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:48, Reply)

Marveloso

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:49, Reply)

Stunned - This weekend.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:33, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1766987
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:34, Reply)

I have ties like the ones in this photo.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Hi Dozer!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 16:53, Reply)