In other news, I am probably likely to find out what the health service is like out here. My epilepsy is the worst it has ever been.
I know, MTFU etc. You bunch of unsympathetic cunts.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:12, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

*throws in my washing*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Lies. You can't afford clothes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Please don't choke on a sock.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:16, Reply)

Or a cock.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Please fuck off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:18, Reply)

i hope you don't spasm so hard you break your back, twist your neck, bite your tongue and bleed to death, battered x
i want to read some of your poppet fan-fic porn
(quintsy, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:22, Reply)

don't
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:44, Reply)

take your fucking pills and have a lie down.
Although, how bad do you get? full flailing shitstorm?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)

I have taken enough pills to make me rattle when I fart.
Full on lose consciousness seizures, known as 'Grand mal tonic clonic' seizures.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Or "spazmo windmill".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Hahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:18, Reply)

I had epileptic seizures once.
Well, I had two. I got better though on account of being so manly. You should try pulling your socks up and getting over it.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Go eat some moths cunty.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Haha
No, I was lucky. I had your type of seizures but I guess they weren't severe enough to be permanent, or it wasn't full blown epilepsy, or something. I was on a course of pills for a couple of years and they've never come back.

Did almost bite a woman's finger off during one of them, though.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:20, Reply)

But his Mum forgave him.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:38, Reply)

It must be so embarrassing for his family when he does it in public.
You'd think he'd try to maintain at least a modicum of decorum, maybe take himself somewhere private if he's going to spaz out.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:20, Reply)

To be fair, he's taken himself to Poland.
I think that might be distancing himself a bit too far.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:21, Reply)

As an ambassador for our country it is all the more important that he keeps a stiff upper lip whilst over there.
We can't have these Poles assuming that we all spend our time flailing around on the floor.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Ha!
Compared to how some of these people spend their time that would be quite civilised.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Maybe he needs more "Lebensraum"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:25, Reply)

"spackensraum"

( Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Don't take the piss, you lot are next....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Flidskrieg
etc etc
( Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:31, Reply)

hahaha!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Ausch-fits.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:34, Reply)

arbeit spack frei.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Barbiturate macht frei

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Belmsen

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:40, Reply)

You're worse than Fitler.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:41, Reply)

I'm sorry for my part in the worst pun subthread ever.

( Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:42, Reply)

It's too late for the Nurembelm defense

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:45, Reply)