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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I had to go to Hoxton for work earlier, to a hotel it was as shit and trendy as you'd expect.

Where;'s the worst place you've had to go on a job?
Mine's probably Winnersh Triangle.

Alt: Getting dark early is doing my head in, I feel like it's bedtime by the time I get home, what pisses you off most about this time of year.

ALtAlt: we really nede a cool name for our gang.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:06, 170 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Crewe. Never again.
Alt: The fact that I can't take the shortcut home, as it's unlit.

AltAlt: No.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Take a torch
do i have to think of everything?
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:11, Reply)
There is, actually, an app for that
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.devuni.flashlight&feature=search_result#?t=W251bGwsMSwxLDEsImNvbS5kZXZ1bmkuZmxhc2hsaWdodCJd
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:15, Reply)
one of the most useful I have on my phone

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:15, Reply)
also it can do strobe effect, so if I need to repel Battered when he's in a coke fuelled prossie killing rage
then i have the tools at my disposal
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:16, Reply)
I'm totally trying that at the next bash.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Strobe lights have no effect on me.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:18, Reply)
back to my trusty 3 foot pole then

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)
oh yeah?
Edit: flashy gif removed.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Yeah.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)
fucksticks.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Bollocks.
No one can resist doing the robot in a strobe light.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:22, Reply)
he's not posted yet
maybe I killed him. :(
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Leeds for a christmas party.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:10, Reply)
I remeber that
Where are you going this year?
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Dunno yet, it's not been mentioned, the Admin support who was really into that sort of thing has now left.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:12, Reply)
whereabouts in Leeds was it?
There are loads of great places to go here.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:22, Reply)
The food we had in the pub was nice.
but the bars we went to after were full of cunts.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Leeds has loads of cunt bars and loads of great ones.
Just bad luck I suppose.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Croydon, Welwyn-Garden-City, Grantham, your mum's house, take your pick
Alt: i hate the short days, really demotivates me. the rest of winter I care not one jot about.

altalt: T-birds, because you lookm like trannies
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:10, Reply)
"you"?
you're pone of the founder members, you div.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:16, Reply)
i never agreed, i was away during all the chat

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Don't leave us Nakers!
we need you.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:17, Reply)
I'm not sure I'm autistic enough for your group

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Come on nakes
only some of us are actually autistic
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:20, Reply)
tbh i'm more of a lone wolf
I got this far alone I don't need anyone holding me back
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)
you and Kronly then
and quinten, you can all be lone wolves together.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:22, Reply)
I've had to work in Peterlee.
Which is the anus of the world. Mind you, Billingham comes a close second.

Alt: I fell asleep at 9 O'Clock last night. But I was up at half four this morning. Fuck it.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Chievely.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)
where's that?

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:20, Reply)
near guildford.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Steady on.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Guildford can fuck off.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Yeah?
SO CAN OXFORD
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Certainly on an international scale Oxford and guilford have long been seen as close rivals
that's why they have teh Oxford/Guilford Boat Race every year
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Chievely's nowhere near Guildford, though.
It's all rather unfair.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:22, Reply)
You're right, I was thinking of Godalming.
Chieveley is out near Newbury. Still, they were both pretty shit.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:29, Reply)
I like Godalming. You're shit.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:53, Reply)
i had to go to milton Keynes on a Geography field trip once
I think it was to look at poor people with no hope or future
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)
your gang
Should be called the Librium Lesbians.

Either that, or Wilf Lunn's Sex Offending Super League.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)
http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1770433

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Can you make that link clickable please?

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Yes, I can

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:24, Reply)
please do so, you assclown

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:25, Reply)
can you not copy and past it into your browser's address bar?

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:27, Reply)
not on my phone.
:'(
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:29, Reply)
shit phone it is then
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1770433
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Yeah I saw that
But I haven't joined your Sex Offending Super League.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:56, Reply)
if you think i need telling that you evidently didn't read it though.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:08, Reply)
you could just have rap names for your crew
Cee-Q, Captain Larpy and Blobby B3th
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:25, Reply)
what happened to
NO BULLYING?
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:28, Reply)
who's bullying?

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:32, Reply)
you keept picking on b3th, our Beloved Leader

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:33, Reply)
i'm not picking on b3th, i mean blobby in a good way

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:45, Reply)
: (

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:46, Reply)
in this instance take blobby as synonymous with feisty

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:51, Reply)
AWA- Autists With Autism
Fuck it, NWA, Nobbers With Autism.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Vanilla Slice, Slice, baby

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:33, Reply)
I am in Winnersh Triangle now.
End it.

END IT.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:30, Reply)
do you work for NTL by any chance?

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:32, Reply)
I do not.
They are up the other end (oo-er).
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:34, Reply)
you're a lucky man(?)
actually, are they not virgin now?
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:41, Reply)
They are.
I'm not actually in Winnersh Triangle, but slightly to the left.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:39, Reply)
winnersh always looks like a typo

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:50, Reply)
your face looks like a typo

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:52, Reply)
your face looks like a gypo's.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:53, Reply)
you laik daags?

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:57, Reply)
well your willy looks like a hypo

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:21, Reply)
A warehouse in Bridgwater. Awful place.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:35, Reply)
I used to work in Bridgwater.
It really is a godforsaken shithole.

I had to do a trade show at the NEC once. That was horrendous.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:39, Reply)
I spent a week in Northampton on a training course.
Christ what a shitehole that place is.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:49, Reply)
I worked in slough for a year
I never actually went into slough though
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:50, Reply)
you could have had a chocolat chaud with Kronely!

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:54, Reply)
we could have gone to greggs together then ate our steak slices around the corner at TheBuildingFromTheOffice
:(
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:15, Reply)
there is pub there called Wernam Hogg

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:22, Reply)
It's a coffee shop.
It makes me smirk as they've proudly named their livelihood after a programme who's undercurrent was "Slough is shit".
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:24, Reply)
I'm sure it was a pub last time I was there
but that was 6 or 7 years ago thank god.

how so you not kill yourself Kronely? what keeps you going?
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:27, Reply)
In what context? Slough? Knowing I'm better than the place helps.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:28, Reply)
kronely BTS

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:29, Reply)
i've been on hold for 15 minutes
eff this
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:51, Reply)
n-power?

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:52, Reply)
no

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:55, Reply)
talk talk?

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:56, Reply)
no

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:00, Reply)
British Gas?

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Tesco?

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Comet?

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Rudolph?

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:29, Reply)
there's no limits

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:31, Reply)
no

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:31, Reply)
no

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:30, Reply)
no

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Rumbalows?

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:34, Reply)
no

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:36, Reply)
ii once had to ride in a clients car with him driving
I felt like I was in a car with Hannibal Lechter
Alt I hate the blistering cold and 4ft snow falls
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:55, Reply)
why don't you move to Florida?

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:56, Reply)
because its shit
Hawaii, now, that sounds lovely
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:02, Reply)
Dog the Bounty Hunter will get you

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:04, Reply)
I would totally love to watch a fight between K swiz and Dog.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Dog is fucking weird
i love how they ramp up the tension and then take someone down without a fight for parking violations
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:23, Reply)
I watched one and it was about this guy who'd missed his court appearance.
They rolled up all pepper spray and cuffs and the guy's missus started blubbing and saying how she must've got his dates wrong. They spent the next five minutes calming her down and saying "it's alright love, we'll sort it out for you".

Rubbish.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:26, Reply)
It's fucking shit
and the fact that you've watched one episode makes you fucking shit.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Seems fair.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:54, Reply)
*firm handshakes*

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:55, Reply)
You deleted me from facebook when I never did anything to you
so you can stick your questions up your arse.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:35, Reply)
i'm gonna buy a ipad with my long service award

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:38, Reply)
I deleted one of you lot from FB when you started posting possible Dark Knight Rises spoilers.
I meant to add whoever it was back after I'd seen it, but I can't for the life of me remember which one it was now.

That's my exciting Facebook Story Of The Day.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:47, Reply)
i imagine that story would be more interesting if you were drunk

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Everything is, Q, everything is.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:54, Reply)
i'll send you a barrel of scotch
fill your boots
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:59, Reply)
That seems like an awful waste to me.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:11, Reply)


(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:18, Reply)
Hahahaha

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:20, Reply)
oh-de-lally, oh-de-lally, Golly What A Day.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:21, Reply)


(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:24, Reply)
animate, you cock!

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:28, Reply)
I love you, Q!

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:28, Reply)
yeah, you would

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:29, Reply)
you deleted me for slagging off the olympics
you slaaag
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Actually, I deleted you for repeating the same statement over again on my photo of something Olympic related.
Not actually because of your opinion of The Olympics.


And now you seem not to be there to re add anyway.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:08, Reply)
This is a great example of sobriety beating lithium addiction.
Take pride in this Scarpe. Take great pride.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:11, Reply)
I have you on FB 2.0
if you will delete my witty and insightful comments I will be forced to repeat myself.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:16, Reply)
He deleted a load of us when he had his wah wah mini flounce.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:50, Reply)
STOP THE INTERNET THERE'S BEEN A DELETION

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Not that long, as it turns out.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Indeed.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:56, Reply)
meh, if I did it there was a reason
no idea why at this point TBH, but I wouldn't take it personal if I was you.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:54, Reply)
I never take it personally
Especially when the people doing it are massive crybabys.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I don't think we were ever FB buds, where we?

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:57, Reply)
yes we were.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:06, Reply)
Double burn

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:10, Reply)
Oh, OK, sorry dude, I thought I'd requested tyou and you'd denied me.
Anyway I think I did a second prune after it's been flounced a while and just cleared off anyone I'd not actually met (OK, I know we've technically met, but it's pretty technical), as I didn't plan to come back and I saw no point in friends for the sake of friends.

no offence meant, in your case anyway.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:13, Reply)
There seems to be some temporary posting going on.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Oh man, I'd just been very mean to Nakers and now it's lost forever :(

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:04, Reply)
I wouldn't worry. OT always has plenty of posts that quite rightly bully NA.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:07, Reply)
I bet it was the funniest post in the history of posts!
Prick
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:08, Reply)
It deserved to have a longer life than it received.
Forever in my heart :(
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:11, Reply)
Yeah well it was probably shit, like your face

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:13, Reply)
you are

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:19, Reply)
something weird, certainly
unless I've been 2.0ed...
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:05, Reply)
No the posts have been deleted. Tried to reply to one and couldn't post as it had gone. Doesn't happen with 2.0.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:06, Reply)
must be that card 'Monty'

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:06, Reply)
What a jester.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:08, Reply)


(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:30, Reply)
CLICK CLICK CLICK.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:32, Reply)
The only answer is to not respond to 'monty'

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:07, Reply)
If responding means he deletes then it is worth responding.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:08, Reply)
It's probably chompy he loves to delete

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:10, Reply)
If only this happened with the real Monty
and in real life, not just on the internet.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:10, Reply)
You love him really.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:11, Reply)
I only like him for his spicy poos and bottle of brandy

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:21, Reply)
That's a lot more than others like him for. Most people just enjoy being financially superior.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:24, Reply)
Who is the worst B3tan you've met IRL?

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:24, Reply)
That question deserves a thread of its own.

(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:25, Reply)
It would be a short thread
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It's funny because you're short and I could be talking about you.

No, only kidding, it isn't you.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:26, Reply)
That's a touch question.
No it isn't at all. It's Captain Placid.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:27, Reply)
I've started a thread for just this sort of ting
Did he regal you with teenage suicide stories?
(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:28, Reply)

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