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I love a good laugh.Which is why I'm going to watch the Pride of Britain Awards on ITV.
What are you doing this evening?
Alt: Give an award to a deserving member of the Internet.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 20:01,
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Having a beer, and fixing things.Alt: Darth is tied with BGB and Chickenlady as the nicest people I've met off the internet.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 20:05,
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Female friend, have had to replace the hard drive and reinstall everythingAm currently running updates.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 20:53,
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clendrix beats them all hands downbecause she's so darned awesome
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I watched it last night.It was all about cars what have featured in Bond films.
Sorry if that spoils it for you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 20:16,
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Yeah, I'm a bit bored, might watch avengers instead(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 20:20,
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So, there is going to be a new Star Wars film.Can't say I'm that arsed.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 20:42,
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I'm drunk.Alt: I deserve the award for being drunk on the internet.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:12,
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What is the booze-based-occasion that you're celebrating?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:14,
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Posting shit on the internet?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:15,
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This And going to a conference with the boss and he's paying.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:19,
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Consider this some sort of strikethrough post that implies you are being fucked by your male boss.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:25,
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being anally violated by your boss whilst he does Fonz thumbs behind your back is never a good look, I'd imagine.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:34,
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I'm doing the grand sum of sod all.Just thought I'd throw that out there.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:15,
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How are you DG - things starting a settle down a bit?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:16,
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Meh.Had a nice weekend in Edinburgh with the missus, Blousie and a few mates, though.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:18,
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bgb is still alive then?Tell her hello from the internet (drunk dept.)
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:20,
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She is; she went back home today.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:21,
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Shame, it's always nice to keep a blousie around for as long as possible.(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:24, Reply)
It is.I didn't get to see her today as I had to go to work and she'd gone by the time I got back.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:26,
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Is she going to come out of OT retirement?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:24,
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Not in the near future, as far as I know.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:25,
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ShameStill, this place is full of cunts so it's probably for the best.
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It's like a melting pot of vaginal discharge around here.I see Rory got stepped again in his 'new' persona. Nice to see he's taken one for the team again.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:32,
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But DG, he's incredibly funny.What he does is hilarious.
I'm amazed you can't see that.
It's really, really great stuff.
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I'm utterly myopic when it comes to appreciation of comedy, Al.If it doesn't involve Charlie Chaplin booting "the man" up the arse in black and white to the sound of a dubbed on swanee whistle, then it ain't funny.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:36,
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What about someone getting whacked in the gonads with a football?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:37,
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Now THAT is funny.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:38,
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As long as they're half naked, I won't complain.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:40,
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It's even funnier if they aren't expecting it at alllike when they're walking down the street and then POW! football right in the nuts!
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I had a shit on Monday.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:33,
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This is turning in to a Craig David song.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:34,
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That's quite nice. From what I can see.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:37,
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Half price too!I did like it at full price, but I'm not spending eighty quid on a shirt that'll get worn to the pub a few times.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:38,
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What do you mean 'oh'?I like the shirt, I'd have liked the shirt if it was George at Asda too, it would have just been even cheaper, which would have been even better.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:42,
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What you've got to remember here Jeff, is that Dozer is an unbelievable prickand would look down his nose at anything that wasn't purchased from a hip "vintage" clothing store and constructed entirely out of hip hop records that are so obscure they never actually got made.
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hahahahaI had a coat made out of records once. It wasn't great, but the sleeves were good!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:46,
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i would ask you to LTIbut then this place wouldn't be so groovey
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 22:00,
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You can wax lyrical about this all you want.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 22:00,
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just haven't really seen any Diesel stuff I liked enough to buy beforeBut haven't seen their shirts. Some labels are funny like that though- I don't like Ted Baker stuff, but they do great shirts. Just one of those things.
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I've got my eye on a couple of new Joe Brown shirts.One's an understated black and white paisley job, the other's a tad louder.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:40,
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I like the Uke designwww.joebrown.co.uk/
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:41,
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Daft bugger.This is the louder one I was thinking of: www.joebrowns.co.uk/sp+Mens-Shirts-Lady-Luck-Shirt+SH489
This is the paisley one: www.joebrowns.co.uk/sp+Mens-Shirts-Twin-Button-Paisley-Shirt+SH483
I realise that these are not to everyone's taste, but do I give fuck?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:45,
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I thought so.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:50,
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Will you give him Nectar points too?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:58,
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They're not bad.You can usually get about a tenner off if you wait for the end of season sale, but it's not always guaranteed that the ones I like are included. I did get one for a tenner last year, though.
Right, I'm off.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:59,
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Yeah, I wondered what that smell was.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 22:01,
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I am completely relaxed in how much of a fuck I do not give.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:49,
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I don't do casual shirts.But that one's quite nice and understated.
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Blimey - that's some come back from Arsenal.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:43,
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I didn'tWe went to the cinema and then I made Roast Lamb and then by the time I remembered about the game it had finished.
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Just for you Kwww.youtube.com/watch?v=q2kpyA4uLzg
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:48,
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I'd like to thankmy hairdresser, my freak genetics...
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:56,
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You're not far off, there - when people used to ask my dad if he had pictures of his kidshe showed them a photo of me and my brother with our hair over our faces like Cousin It.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 22:03,
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I'm watching the news.I think they've had some rain in America.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 22:08,
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EveningI have watched some Merlin and eaten a yoghurt. I have not stopped being tired since Friday
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:57,
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