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I love a good laugh.
Which is why I'm going to watch the Pride of Britain Awards on ITV.

What are you doing this evening?

Alt: Give an award to a deserving member of the Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 20:01, 91 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
cooking.
CQ wins the learning difficulties of the year award.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 20:02, Reply)
Having a beer, and fixing things.
Alt: Darth is tied with BGB and Chickenlady as the nicest people I've met off the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 20:05, Reply)
What needs fixing?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 20:06, Reply)
His life

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 20:13, Reply)
tru dat

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 20:14, Reply)
Friend's laptop

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 20:13, Reply)
Delete porn. Laptop fixed.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 20:18, Reply)
Female friend, have had to replace the hard drive and reinstall everything
Am currently running updates.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 20:53, Reply)
clendrix beats them all hands down
because she's so darned awesome
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 20:15, Reply)
Watching the top gear bond car special

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 20:13, Reply)
fucking hell. nakers and Clarkson
what a pair of cunts
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 20:14, Reply)
No clarkson, just Hammond

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 20:20, Reply)
I watched it last night.
It was all about cars what have featured in Bond films.

Sorry if that spoils it for you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 20:16, Reply)
Yeah, I'm a bit bored, might watch avengers instead

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 20:20, Reply)
They are pretty dull too

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 20:24, Reply)
So, there is going to be a new Star Wars film.
Can't say I'm that arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 20:42, Reply)
I'm drunk.
Alt: I deserve the award for being drunk on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:12, Reply)
What is the booze-based-occasion that you're celebrating?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Posting shit on the internet?

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This
And going to a conference with the boss and he's paying.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:19, Reply)
Consider this some sort of strikethrough post that implies you are being fucked by your male boss.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:25, Reply)
Now I look silly.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:32, Reply)
being anally violated by your boss whilst he does Fonz thumbs behind your back is never a good look, I'd imagine.

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I'm doing the grand sum of sod all.
Just thought I'd throw that out there.
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How are you DG - things starting a settle down a bit?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Meh.
Had a nice weekend in Edinburgh with the missus, Blousie and a few mates, though.
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bgb is still alive then?
Tell her hello from the internet (drunk dept.)
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:20, Reply)
She is; she went back home today.

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Shame, it's always nice to keep a blousie around for as long as possible.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:24, Reply)
It is.
I didn't get to see her today as I had to go to work and she'd gone by the time I got back.
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Is she going to come out of OT retirement?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Not in the near future, as far as I know.

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Shame.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Shame
Still, this place is full of cunts so it's probably for the best.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:30, Reply)
You aren't wrong.
You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:31, Reply)
It's like a melting pot of vaginal discharge around here.
I see Rory got stepped again in his 'new' persona. Nice to see he's taken one for the team again.
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But DG, he's incredibly funny.
What he does is hilarious.

I'm amazed you can't see that.

It's really, really great stuff.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:34, Reply)
I'm utterly myopic when it comes to appreciation of comedy, Al.
If it doesn't involve Charlie Chaplin booting "the man" up the arse in black and white to the sound of a dubbed on swanee whistle, then it ain't funny.
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What about someone getting whacked in the gonads with a football?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Now THAT is funny.

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what about Benny Hill chasing some blonde birds, speeded up?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:39, Reply)
As long as they're half naked, I won't complain.

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good man.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:42, Reply)
It's even funnier if they aren't expecting it at all
like when they're walking down the street and then POW! football right in the nuts!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:39, Reply)
alright evening posters?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Yeah.
I order a shirt on Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:32, Reply)
I had a shit on Monday.

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I used shift on Tuesday

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:34, Reply)
This is turning in to a Craig David song.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:34, Reply)
all over your boing

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:35, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:37, Reply)
crowd say bo selecta

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:37, Reply)
rewind.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:39, Reply)
who from, who by, what type of collar and what colour?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:34, Reply)
Just a casual shirt

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:36, Reply)
That's quite nice. From what I can see.

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Half price too!
I did like it at full price, but I'm not spending eighty quid on a shirt that'll get worn to the pub a few times.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:38, Reply)
who is it by?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:39, Reply)
Diesel

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:40, Reply)
oh.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:41, Reply)
What do you mean 'oh'?
I like the shirt, I'd have liked the shirt if it was George at Asda too, it would have just been even cheaper, which would have been even better.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:42, Reply)
What you've got to remember here Jeff, is that Dozer is an unbelievable prick
and would look down his nose at anything that wasn't purchased from a hip "vintage" clothing store and constructed entirely out of hip hop records that are so obscure they never actually got made.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:44, Reply)
hahahaha
I had a coat made out of records once. It wasn't great, but the sleeves were good!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:46, Reply)
i would ask you to LTI
but then this place wouldn't be so groovey
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 22:00, Reply)
You can wax lyrical about this all you want.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 22:00, Reply)
just haven't really seen any Diesel stuff I liked enough to buy before
But haven't seen their shirts. Some labels are funny like that though- I don't like Ted Baker stuff, but they do great shirts. Just one of those things.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:46, Reply)
I've got my eye on a couple of new Joe Brown shirts.
One's an understated black and white paisley job, the other's a tad louder.
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I like nice inside detailing on shirts.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:41, Reply)
I like the Uke design
www.joebrown.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:41, Reply)
Daft bugger.
This is the louder one I was thinking of: www.joebrowns.co.uk/sp+Mens-Shirts-Lady-Luck-Shirt+SH489

This is the paisley one: www.joebrowns.co.uk/sp+Mens-Shirts-Twin-Button-Paisley-Shirt+SH483

I realise that these are not to everyone's taste, but do I give fuck?
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I fully approve.
Nice shirtage.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:47, Reply)
I thought so.

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Quite resonably priced too.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:56, Reply)
I approve of both items
He can buy them.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Will you give him Nectar points too?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:58, Reply)
They're not bad.
You can usually get about a tenner off if you wait for the end of season sale, but it's not always guaranteed that the ones I like are included. I did get one for a tenner last year, though.

Right, I'm off.
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Yeah, I wondered what that smell was.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 22:01, Reply)
I don't know, do you?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:47, Reply)
I am completely relaxed in how much of a fuck I do not give.

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I don't do casual shirts.
But that one's quite nice and understated.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Blimey - that's some come back from Arsenal.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Fucking unbelievable.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:44, Reply)
did you get to watch the game on Sunday?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:47, Reply)
I didn't
We went to the cinema and then I made Roast Lamb and then by the time I remembered about the game it had finished.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:49, Reply)
bacon
Alt : best hair - captain and darth
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Just for you K
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2kpyA4uLzg
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:48, Reply)
I'd like to thank
my hairdresser, my freak genetics...
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:56, Reply)
And your brother, Cousin Itt.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:58, Reply)
You're not far off, there - when people used to ask my dad if he had pictures of his kids
he showed them a photo of me and my brother with our hair over our faces like Cousin It.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 22:03, Reply)
I'm watching the news.
I think they've had some rain in America.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 22:08, Reply)
Evening
I have watched some Merlin and eaten a yoghurt. I have not stopped being tired since Friday
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 21:57, Reply)

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