Just got an email about the end of year party
it's black tie. I don't own a dinner suit. Eek!

Alt: If I buy a made to measure dinner suit, that might be nice.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:10, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You need PlumD's advise to make you look like a proper twat

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Or me, I'm a terrible ponce when it comes to formal and semi formal.

( Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:16, Reply)

formal and semi formal it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:17, Reply)

HAHAHAHHAHAAA

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Wearing a tux automatically fixes this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Yep you look sexy and Hawt in a Tux
*might not be the TROOF*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:24, Reply)

Aware though I am that I look like a cunt now
I look more of a cunt in a tux
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:25, Reply)

I can't remember who Al argued with over suits
I think it was Mighty Badger. I can't remember what they were arguing about either. But I'm sure that not knowing will make everyone laugh at me when I turn up in my rented powder blue tux and frilly shirt.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:24, Reply)

As long as they are fitted correctly
Bespoke
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:25, Reply)

You will still look a twat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:26, Reply)

I like the look of Twats
Especially in them tight leggings
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:28, Reply)

They speak to me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:28, Reply)

OMG you can lip read?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Man, I wish I was called Bob

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Silent bob?
Handsome bob?
Bob the builder?
Bob marley?
Shall I go on?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:36, Reply)

Please don't.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:37, Reply)

I won't then

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Al likes to argue with Badge about him having his off-the-peg suit from Burtons tailored.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:27, Reply)

who wins in this scenario?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:30, Reply)

I think we all do

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)

There are no winners here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Burton by the sounds of it?
My suits are not off the pegg
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Does he? To what end?
A bit of tailoring, which isn't all that expensive, can make a cheap suit look a lot better.
( Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)

I think that was Badger's point.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:36, Reply)

says another thing to tangles to see if he is still ignoring me?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:38, Reply)

?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)

hello tangles

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Hello?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:40, Reply)

WAVES

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Seems sensible to me.
Obviously it'd be cleverer to buy a suit that fitted in the first place.
( Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:38, Reply)

not everyone is gifted with your body
by everyone i mean women
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:46, Reply)

I am pretty picky, yes.

( Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)

wear a black tie
and nothing else
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:16, Reply)

*insert Frank Butcher pic*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Dress in jeans and a T Shirt
and say that's the only clothes you own. Then you'll get a pay rise.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:18, Reply)

Sounds a bit Monty to me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:23, Reply)

It worked WONDERS for him
Oh...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:27, Reply)

hands sports a shovel whislt he's in the hole

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:28, Reply)