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Windy Pigs a big girlAfraid of gas in the cellar ? WTF
What are you afraid off? Picture of Moths to keep kroney away may help
Alt: who cares I’m off work now………………
Alt alt: best thing you EVAH bought what was it? why? and how?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:23,
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I bought a cheese sandwich once. it was alright.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:28,
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So modestMMPS you are the master of understatement
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:29,
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I'm currently thinking about what I should get the girlfriend for christmas.I can only think of things I would want because I'm selfish.
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just throw some money at her.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:29,
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Tuck it in her sequinned g-string(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:30,
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I like it when you're seeing someone rather than their boyfriendso you get all the good stuff but still get to spend all your money on yourself.
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Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:30,
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Halloween is over.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:30,
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What could possibly give her more pleasure than seeing you happy?Buy the things you want and allow her to enjoy the delighted look on your face as she opens them for you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:30,
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ha, i think I'll do that.Yeah I bought you a new graphics card for my PC so that when you're here you can watch me playing games that are even prettier!
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:34,
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Is this post just to emphasise that you have a girlfriend?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:31,
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Is this post just to emphasise that you haven't a boyfriend?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:32,
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got some savlon for my burns?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:35,
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not sure I need to do thatit's fairly obvious from how often I'm here. And wingeing.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:34,
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I'm sure we've already been through thishappy candleday, though
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:37,
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mind you, what about gonz?surely you can't be that bad that not even gonz would smash you.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:38,
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we've already established that, no,that is not happening
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:39,
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fucking hell. I'm sorry cavy :((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:40,
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Now you've made it sound like a thing(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:44,
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getting rejected by gonz.yeah, that's quite a big thing.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:45,
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Al's supposed to be hung like a muleTRUFAX plumdozer says so
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:48,
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you calling someone a Prick?that's not like you at all
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:33,
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Yes, and to put a wish list of things I want for christmasin a place she may or may not read.
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I'm probably not representative(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:39,
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this seems like an excellent presentthat no one could turn their nose up at
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:41,
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'cos you have to imagine it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:48,
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Lancealot(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:54,
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how the fuck is a moth scary?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:30,
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They're all flappy and unpredictable and shit.I don't fucking know.
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Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:30,
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MMPSMoths get all LUNAR on you TRUFAX
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:33,
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turn on a light. they fly to it.+ squash it. solved.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:34,
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you're thinking about monks (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:38,
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Alt: When are you going back to work?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:29,
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Not sure yet I'm not really poor so at my leisure(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:31,
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Gas can kill.I wasn't really afraid, more that I'd quite like to not die alone, underground.
I'm afraid of the dark sometimes, I hear a funny noise and wind myself up. Especially if I'm locking up the pub on my own.
Altalt: Big TV, so me and ladypig can sit together and watch movies, rather than her having to sit across the room to see anything.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:30,
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+ stop farting(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:32,
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I'm not sure how I'd feel if he was just "pig"(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:33,
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pigs are people too(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:37,
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altaltI bought a house. It's like a big art project I can do with what I like.
uh, I also bought a photographic enlarger which will be awesome as soon as I've finished turning a corner of the art room into a darkroom
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:30,
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I think Vagabond would approve of the dark room(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:32,
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lets look at the gallerywww.youtube.com/watch?v=nCI5ig9QawU
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:37,
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I love thisit was one of my favourite programs on telly, although my parents didn't let us send pictures into the gallery. I could only dream...
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:38,
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? was is Tony hart dead?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:42,
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but morph still beats up chas don't he?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:45,
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I thought they were just antagonistic friends?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:46,
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Feck you beat me to it(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:50,
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Fucking hell Cavy did you watch it through rose coloured specticlesChas was rejecting morph gay offers thats why they fought
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:50,
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what you didn't know?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:55,
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I don't remember them fucking or hitting on one anothermy mind it blown
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:59,
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It's all mr Bennets fault(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:17,
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For wankers, perpetuated by wankers. Now I don't mind a nice painting of a bowl of fruit or a haywain. But modern/conceptual art can fuck the fuck off. It's like fucking jazz, NO I WIL NOT listen to the notes you are NOT playing. Don't start me off on "installations"......
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You seem angry?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:42,
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It makes me angry that some people do this shit for a living. GET A FUCKING JOB LIKE THE REST OF US.
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I've only just left one yesterday you horrid man(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:51,
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I saw a picture of a brain once, in one of these places.it was in a frame and entitled "self portrait"
I punched a kitten right in the face for that.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:42,
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the kitten seemed to understand.it ran off and bit a mouse's head off.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:43,
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I bet the kitten deserved it(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:43,
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I went to a modern art gallry wih my son.he kinda broke something there, no-one noticed.
modern art is wank.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:39,
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oh godhere we go...
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:40,
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where the air is clearGO WEST
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:46,
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ANAL BEADS(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:43,
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there usually now follows a conversation in which everyone bitches about Modern and Post Modern art and how it's not figurative, blah blah blah, daily mail. Then I try and defend it for a post or two then just get bored of trying. I know I'm right, it's not my fault people are closed minded :)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:43,
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If I had half a mindit would be twice more than i have now
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:44,
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why the fuck do you care?it's shit, fun to laugh at and I can not like it if I want.
just don't get wound up and reply. easy.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:44,
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ehI know, that's why I'm not. It's just the closed minded, kneejerk reactions that bug me. Mostly in real life I rant in lecturer mode until they either concede or walk away. Typing takes longer
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:45,
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sounds rather patronising.if it's all conceptual then surely thinking it is utter wank with no use or value whatsoever is a valid response, if those are the feeling it provokes. it's supposed to provoke feelings, ain't it?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:47,
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Yesreactions are important, but to dismiss a whole area/movement/era of art is still close minded. I don't demand everyone should like every piece, but it's the same as saying 'I hate all rock music and therefore it shouldn't exit' and then refusing to even listen to any of it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:50,
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damnit! You've drawn me into it again(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:51,
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I am not close minded. I hate lots of different stuff irrationally.
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fair enough thenas long as your irrationality works on a rational basis :)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:57,
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but if it's shit, shouldn't it be dismissed.the problem with this shit is the wank... artists that come up with it have their head so far up their own arses all they can see is shit. it shows in their work.
it's wank for people that like to listen to david gray and have dinner parties serving whatever nigella tells them to.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:53,
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Some of it isbut not all of it is. That's kinda my point. Just the same with figurative art, I'm sure there were many terrible wanky painters in renaissance Italy, convincing people their art was good when it was terrible arsewankery.
A lot of conceptual art needs a bit more time and attention to appreciate, some is worth it, some isn't. Mostly, though, peoples' descriptions of it and photographs of it is not as useful as going there and seeing it.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:57,
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thing is, it's poorly executed rubbishmade by people trying to be smarter than they are. when you see these twats talking about their pieces, either they are just aresholes or they can't actually convey their emotions via their chosen medium properly.
that's why it's wank, because it fails to express what it was intended to.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:03,
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The fact remains that Damien Hirst could take a shit in a pint glass and it would be shortlisted for the Turner Prize.(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)
She dresses up as an orcyou can't expect her to be sensible.
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Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:46,
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I'd love to see cavy in larper gear.bet it would be hawt.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:48,
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My crow costume it totally sexeh
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:51,
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plucking hell(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:56,
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glow sticks and...............Whoops wrong type of rave
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:05,
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there aren't really any good photos of it actuallybesides, I ain't putting larp pictures on here
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:58,
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All hail the Pander(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:04,
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oh good it workedI got the link off google images but can't see anything from b3tards on the work PC.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:05,
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Yep big picture of a panders dick(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:06,
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SCORES(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:06,
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Or if it's Emvee doing the panderinginadawords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pandatron-By-EJ-Su.jpg
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:07,
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Pandertron Isn’t my favourite transformer
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:15,
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Caw, Caw BANGwww.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi8obKLsc9A
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 14:59,
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I'm with you CavesI'm a dedicated postmodernist and deconstructuralist.
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YeahHe's /offtopics very own Fred Durst
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:34,
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yep mountains and backs(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:35,
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Bit of deletion there, what? Monty Boyce deleted his post about Tracy Emmin
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:08,
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it's not the real montyit's some dude who thinks s/he's making a point by posting things then deleting them
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:08,
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Al shaking things up again, I expect.He does that every now and again.
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Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:09,
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same old baloney kroneyAint it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:10,
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+bum and legs(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:22,
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? was is Tony hart dead?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:09,
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TH lives4Evah in our hARTs(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:21,
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If b3th was here she would stop your bullying(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:25,
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Just got an email about the end of year partyit's black tie. I don't own a dinner suit. Eek!
Alt: If I buy a made to measure dinner suit, that might be nice.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:10,
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You need PlumD's advise to make you look like a proper twat(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:13,
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Or me, I'm a terrible ponce when it comes to formal and semi formal.(
Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:16,
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HAHAHAHHAHAAA(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:22,
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Wearing a tux automatically fixes this(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:17,
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Yep you look sexy and Hawt in a Tux*might not be the TROOF*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:24,
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Aware though I am that I look like a cunt nowI look more of a cunt in a tux
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:25,
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I can't remember who Al argued with over suitsI think it was Mighty Badger. I can't remember what they were arguing about either. But I'm sure that not knowing will make everyone laugh at me when I turn up in my rented powder blue tux and frilly shirt.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:24,
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As long as they are fitted correctlyBespoke
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:25,
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I like the look of TwatsEspecially in them tight leggings
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:28,
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OMG you can lip read?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:29,
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Man, I wish I was called Bob(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:29,
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Silent bob?Handsome bob?
Bob the builder?
Bob marley?
Shall I go on?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:36,
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I won't then(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:41,
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Al likes to argue with Badge about him having his off-the-peg suit from Burtons tailored.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:27,
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who wins in this scenario?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:30,
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There are no winners here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:37,
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Burton by the sounds of it?My suits are not off the pegg
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:39,
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Does he? To what end?A bit of tailoring, which isn't all that expensive, can make a cheap suit look a lot better.
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Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:31,
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I think that was Badger's point.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:36,
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says another thing to tangles to see if he is still ignoring me?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:38,
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hello tangles (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:39,
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WAVES(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:40,
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Seems sensible to me.Obviously it'd be cleverer to buy a suit that fitted in the first place.
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Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:38,
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not everyone is gifted with your bodyby everyone i mean women
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:46,
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wear a black tieand nothing else
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:16,
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Dress in jeans and a T Shirtand say that's the only clothes you own. Then you'll get a pay rise.
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Sounds a bit Monty to me(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:23,
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It worked WONDERS for himOh...
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:27,
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hands sports a shovel whislt he's in the hole (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:28,
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ABOUT TIME FOR A NEW THREADwho has the balls to make one?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:43,
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can it be about the pork belly and battered black pudding I had for lunch?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:47,
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did someone moan about tge shoe puns?ARE YOU MOANING ABOUT THE SHOE PUNS?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:49,
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Did a miss a shoe pun thread?Nike of you to invite me you bastards
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:51,
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Heel be able to read it now(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:54,
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you have no sole(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:57,
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Flips and flopsthis might help, the old shoes can leave
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_Yx0X-eHn8
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 15:55,
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