Have you tried the new cocktail "Sandy"?
It's a watered-down Manhattan.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 9:52, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)

No I haven't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)

0/5
If you hear one 'joke' this year, make sure it's not this one.
(Legless is a prick., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)

A++++++ would review again.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Got any Herald of Free Enterprise jokes?
Or perhaps a John Smith joke?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Can you believe they were asking for charity for the "victims" of that Japanese tsunami?
I saw some images on Google and this one guy had TWO yachts on his front lawn.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Yeah, like those "starving" kids in Africa.
I'm not giving them money if they can afford Man Utd shirts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Their stomachs stick out because they do not have the nutrition to maintain stomach muscles to hold in their guts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:08, Reply)

How do you stop one from drowning?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)

take your foot off their head?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)

No, silly.
Throw him a polo.

How do you know when one is going to sick?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:11, Reply)

a twix!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)

No, silly.
The village crowds around with bowls.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)

but how does he smell

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)

You know, I'd question the effectiveness of a mint as a flotation device.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Yes but you're the sort of person who'd throw a water-wing into a pool
and expect the water to retain the memory of the flotation device and thereby cure people of drowning. You holistic prick.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)

i dun a click

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Oh, 9.8/10.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Hahahahahaha.
9/10.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)

*click*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Oh I missed this
V. good.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Too soon?
I got that off one of our NY chaps. The lobby of one of our offices there was under 5 feet of water at one point. He's currently working from his neighbours house.

But of course global warming is a myth etc etc
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:20, Reply)

If you are going to use the word lobby then you have to use the word neighbor.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:25, Reply)

the building is in the US though. So it has a lobby rather than a foyer.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:31, Reply)