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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning all
I'm running a bit late this morning, so can you just carry on as normal and I'll try and catch up as best I can?
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:05, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
My father always says
'unpunctuality is the sign of a disordered brain'
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:06, Reply)
In truth, he doesn't ALWAYS say that. That would be weird.
Sometimes he says other things too.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:06, Reply)
"Bend over, trousers down"
That sort of thing?
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:07, Reply)
'You've been a *very* naughty boy' etc

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:08, Reply)
'suck this for daddy, but remember it's our secret, you mustn't tell mummy'

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:08, Reply)
Or I'll strangle the bitch.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:09, Reply)
Morning, chaps!

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:09, Reply)
Morning sunshine. Alright?

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:11, Reply)
Not three bad.
Got a fun day of IT consultation stuff in 10 mins.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:17, Reply)
Helleaux!

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:12, Reply)
Helleaux indeed.
I suspect my day of IT might be a load of bolleaux.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Indeed.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)
Late for what?

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:14, Reply)
his period

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:15, Reply)
Don't be silly, men can't have full stops.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:16, Reply)
I GET THIS JOKE ABOUT PUNCTUATION!!!!!!!

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:17, Reply)
I HOPED SOMEONE WOULD!!!!!!

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:18, Reply)
His weekly meeting of the
'Dream-catcher owning quinoa salad eating bum-wrangler society'
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:16, Reply)
this is the meme that just keeps giving

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Innit.
I have plenty more in the tank for this one.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:19, Reply)
I see someone needs their chakras realigning...

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Keep that shit up and you'll need your cheekbones realigning sunshine

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)
I like the phrase bum-wrangler.

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:24, Reply)
People come for the phrase, and stay for the lifestyle!

(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:28, Reply)

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