Owww, fake Monty.
You deleting little minx.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:13, 83 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:17, Reply)

fake Monty is a prick
Refers to his/her behaviour as 'pop up posts'. This equals an annoying prick.

Who should kill themselves.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:18, Reply)

Simple answer
Don't reply to any of their posts
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:21, Reply)

I blame real Monty for changing his name.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:21, Reply)

I hear ya, brother.
I thought he would have learned from last year but it appears not. This is why I never change my name.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:23, Reply)

I'm too lazy to bother.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Alright son?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:24, Reply)

I'll be fine with a good night's sleep.
You still visiting the frozen north at some point? Excuse me if I don't reply for a bit; I'm going for a smoke.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:26, Reply)

I think you'll find you call it a smurk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Nah. Working in Poland has meant a short term change in plans. Will let you know when; probably towards the end of January.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Cool.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:45, Reply)

I think we should all change our names to some variation of Monty Boyce

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Nah.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:25, Reply)

But that'll leave all of our names available to the real Boyce.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:25, Reply)

I bagsy Beyonce Mot.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Boycie Malone

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Mency Booty

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:46, Reply)

MC YoYo Bent

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Field Marshall (Boyz) Montgomery.

Famous in North Wales, I believe.

The fake one, like.

No idea about the real one, if indeed there is a real one.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:19, Reply)

Has Noncy Boyce been done yet?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:19, Reply)

About 300 times.
/Savile lols.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:31, Reply)

Ye (paul) Gadds

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:32, Reply)

He's a Starr and no mistake.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:32, Reply)

What would Leonard Rossiter do?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:34, Reply)

Probably tip Campari over Joan Collins' tits.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:34, Reply)

Then Lorraine Chase him

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:53, Reply)

Oh man.
And I was brilliant in that thread and all.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Oww, I missed that.
To think, the one occasion you've been funny and I never got to witness it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Well you've been lucky enough to experience it in person, eh.
The rest will just have to imagine how lolarious I am (should be fairly easy).
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:33, Reply)

When is your new album coming out?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Hopefully soon.
It has gone to the pressing plant. The artwork is complete, just need to sort out file type and colours, etc with the screen-printer.
Then I guess we need to learn how to play the songs so we can have some sort of launch for it.
How's things with you?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:43, Reply)

They'll be all the better when I get invited to the album launch.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:44, Reply)

(assuming it has a free bar and isn't a 'well bent' event)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Of course you will be invited.
Although there will be no free bar, it will only be 'slightly bent'.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:48, Reply)

We it be a star-studded event?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:51, Reply)

Well I'll be there.
There's a rumour that Jeffthedogfucker off the internet might show up.
Apart from that just the usual movers and shakers on the Cov scene.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Will there be curry?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:00, Reply)

No, it'll be a gig.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:07, Reply)

I'm more of a 'wobbler' , can I come?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Sure you can

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:06, Reply)

is it in Coventry then?
if it's London I might come, but I'm not traveling outside the M25 to call you a smelly hippy to your face.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:15, Reply)

+ and then flounce

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:17, Reply)

Of course it will be in Coventry
We'll probably venture to London at some point, but it's a lot of effort, y'know?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:19, Reply)

ahh, well, let mt know if you to
and I can fail to turn up again. did Boyce attend in the end?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:24, Reply)

No, he had CHCB visiting that night and stayed in drinking instead.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:26, Reply)

Wow no drugs? thats best behaviour for him

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:28, Reply)

oh well, don't feel too bad then
But I will try and make it next time you play hipsterville, probly
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:30, Reply)

No one EVAH invites me :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:16, Reply)

No...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:19, Reply)

Bully

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:20, Reply)

Don't take it too badly
This isn't like the must-see event of the year or anything.
Plus it'll be open to the public, so if you knew when and where it was I couldn't really prevent you from coming.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:23, Reply)

But I don't know when or where!!!!!!!
I bet all the Info. was in the fake Monty post before it got deleted?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:24, Reply)

Pop-up threads are where the cool kids hang.
Live in the moment, man.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:46, Reply)

Yay!
I'll be there. I'm the one with the ankle-length breeks with the tartan flashes. And a Crombie coat!
Shang-A-Lang ya bass!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:28, Reply)

Shit HH, it looks as though you ARE the only one not coming.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:29, Reply)

+out
EDIT *sorry to hard to resist*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:30, Reply)

No worries, mate I'll be there!
Wouldn't miss it for the world.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:31, Reply)

Can't think why.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:20, Reply)

I know right

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Oh wait, there are two other people in this thread who've met me too.
They know as well.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:49, Reply)

I have eaten 7 lamb chops.
I am a fatty.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Told you!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:43, Reply)

game over, we're 5th
Yeah, I said we. Fuck off
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Go the Baggies.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:57, Reply)

\o/
Time to taunt my Spurs-supporting friends.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Bad TLIC

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:43, Reply)

totes got some collateral damage
as posting on one friend's wall another took offence. :D
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:05, Reply)

Who deleted this time?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:51, Reply)

Fake Monty

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:04, Reply)

Nope all the Frank Zappa Covo has gone....
IN THIS THREAD
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:05, Reply)

Perhaps it was eaten by the sponge on the strainer

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:06, Reply)

Has a mind of its own
I'm off to bed :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:09, Reply)

I am drinking this now


Why? BECAUSE.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:16, Reply)